YROTS GNIVIGSKNAHT
Jasmine Crespo
Once upon a time, in a land- not so far away there was a nerd. Now this nerd was happy. His name was Yrots Gnivigsknaht. ( Ya-ROT-s) (Ni-VE-gets-ka-hat) The kids in town used to taunt and tease him and so every day he ran home crying. His mother once told him that every Thanksgiving; a magical Turkey comes and grants one wish to the child with the most faith in him. “That sounds a lot like the Great Pumpkin on Charlie Brown Mom…” Yrots said “Shut up and eat your dinner Yrots.” His mother responded begrudgingly. So, even though his mother probably just said that to make him feel better, he still believed. The next month was then November and Yrots was ecstatic. He woke up to his Twilight calendar one day and discovered that it was the 26th! He jumped with joy and ran to the kitchen to tell his mother that it was thanksgiving. He found his mother and started relating to her what he was going to do this Thanksgiving Day. Then at the end of his outburst he asked his mom, “So what are we going to do today since it’s Thanksgiving?” his mom then burst into an uncontrollable laughter and said, “Son, did by chance look at your Twilight calendar from last year?” “Yes..” Yrots replied “Yrots,” his mother explained. “Thanks giving is always the third Thursday of November. You were looking at last year’s calendar. Thanksgiving was yesterday honey.” Yrots stood in complete and utter shock, even though he was questioning why all his relatives had come over yesterday and he had passed out to a turkey coma. “Y-y- yesterday?” he stuttered. He then started screaming and ran out to the pumpkin patch outside. “WHY??” he screamed into the air. Just then a girl his age walked by him and shouted, “Because you’re and idiot!!” To end the story, Yrots waited until the next year when Thanksgiving was going to be on the 24th of November. And to his surprise, the Magical Turkey did exist, well at least the brand of turkey he ate at thanksgiving. The happy ending was his middle name was Bob and it took him a while to realize he could go by that instead and Bob lived happily ever after. The end.
Jasmine Crespo
Once upon a time, in a land- not so far away there was a nerd. Now this nerd was happy. His name was Yrots Gnivigsknaht. ( Ya-ROT-s) (Ni-VE-gets-ka-hat) The kids in town used to taunt and tease him and so every day he ran home crying. His mother once told him that every Thanksgiving; a magical Turkey comes and grants one wish to the child with the most faith in him. “That sounds a lot like the Great Pumpkin on Charlie Brown Mom…” Yrots said “Shut up and eat your dinner Yrots.” His mother responded begrudgingly. So, even though his mother probably just said that to make him feel better, he still believed. The next month was then November and Yrots was ecstatic. He woke up to his Twilight calendar one day and discovered that it was the 26th! He jumped with joy and ran to the kitchen to tell his mother that it was thanksgiving. He found his mother and started relating to her what he was going to do this Thanksgiving Day. Then at the end of his outburst he asked his mom, “So what are we going to do today since it’s Thanksgiving?” his mom then burst into an uncontrollable laughter and said, “Son, did by chance look at your Twilight calendar from last year?” “Yes..” Yrots replied “Yrots,” his mother explained. “Thanks giving is always the third Thursday of November. You were looking at last year’s calendar. Thanksgiving was yesterday honey.” Yrots stood in complete and utter shock, even though he was questioning why all his relatives had come over yesterday and he had passed out to a turkey coma. “Y-y- yesterday?” he stuttered. He then started screaming and ran out to the pumpkin patch outside. “WHY??” he screamed into the air. Just then a girl his age walked by him and shouted, “Because you’re and idiot!!” To end the story, Yrots waited until the next year when Thanksgiving was going to be on the 24th of November. And to his surprise, the Magical Turkey did exist, well at least the brand of turkey he ate at thanksgiving. The happy ending was his middle name was Bob and it took him a while to realize he could go by that instead and Bob lived happily ever after. The end.
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