Pippin

Pippin is my family's male wheaten terrier. He is about eight years old.

This is the official Disclaimer of Silence by Jasmine Crespo. Moved by Marisa B.

Jasmine Crespo, being frustrated with the antics of Peter Rosen and Steven Pappas (mostly Peter Rosen), has employed a new tactic of silence. This tactic was chosen because according to Peter Rosen, Jasmine Crespo was being “whiny and annoying for 3 weeks.” Jasmine Crespo, fully acting on the advice not to beg (since she has been for 6 months) to find out what the “Classified Information” is. After reviewing this statement thoroughly, those being ignored shall be referred to as the “shunned”. All of those contained in the “shunned” party are anyone that knows of the classified information directly. Even though Jasmine Crespo has been reassured she knows the “Classified Information”, she just needs to piece it together, it has caused frustration and headaches to her. Henceforth, Jasmine Crespo shall not talk to any people privy to the “Classified Information” until she knows, in clear Laman’s terms, what the classified information is. As Jasmine Crespo has a very hard time ignoring her friends. She has granted in the “shunning” a leave. The leaves are 20 tickets that allow her one phrase of dialogue between the “shunned” and herself. These tickets are limited and will not be replenished until the end of the duration of the “shunning”. Also as a clause, if Jasmine Crespo slips, up, the “shunned” may ask for a ticket. The other clause is that if Jasmine Crespo runs out of the tickets, the “shunning” is revoked only to the person that receives/ takes the final ticket. Jasmine Crespo may not talk to the “shunned” directly. She may talk to inanimate objects or to other people. She can hear the shunned but cannot respond VERBALLY. Notes and written text are accepted only upon grade or death necessity. Texting applies only on weekdays. The duration of this shunning depends on the behavior and responsiveness of the recipients. The second Jasmine Crespo knows the “Classified Information” clearly, the “shunning” will cease.

Jasmine Crespo