Battlefield Report

Steven. Steven! Can you hear me? The scrying mirror broke. I've made a scrying pool of...never mind. Anyway, I only have five soldiers left. The only option now is to charge. Prepare yourselves, my soldiers. Ready your swords! Reform the line! REFORM THE LINE! Lame pep talk! LAME PEP TALK! EXCESSIVE PACING! RUNNING BACK AND FORTH! MORE USELESS STUFF! WHO AM I KIDDING? I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT BY THIS TIME! WHY AM I STILL USING CAPS LOCK?

CHARGE!!!

Peter Rosen