Saturday, November 13, 2010

Lucky 13

Yes, it's late. Deal with it. And besides,






IT'S 13 DAY!
And we will now launch into our lists.
List #1
1.Cornets
2.wagons
3.money
4.penny
5.dime
6.nickel
7.spray bottle
8.scissors
9.hat
10.gloves
11.sled
12.snow

List#2
1.Camera
2.sunglasses
3.scarf
4.ring
5.computer
6.mouse
7.nail polish
8.leaves
9.rain
10.bed
11.cd's
12.guitar
13.trumpet

List#3
1.tv
2.rehearsal
3.sheet music
4.toothbrush
5.toothpaste
6.soap
7.water
8.sucrose
9.glucose
10.enzymes
11.hormones
12.egg yolks
13.poison

List#4
1.pen
2.crayon
3.paint
4.glitter
5.glue
6.bowl
7.spoon
8.fork
9.knife
10.tent
11.hot chocolate
12.book
13.projector

List#5
1.cello
2.bass
3.viola
4.mixer
5.cookies
6.chocolate
7.lollipops
8.gum
9.shoes
10.socks
11.pants
12.shirt
13.pencil

List#6
1.Pumpkin
2.Squash
3.tree
4.flower
5.fire
6.earth
7.wind
8.magic
9.Koth
10.piano
11.bassoon
12.saxophone
13.violin

List#7
1.Jasmine
2.Ariel
3.Belle
4.Snow White
5.Sleeping Beauty
6.Anastasia (?)
7.Ursula
8.Wicked Stepmother
9.Skuttle
10.Flounder
11.Sebastian
12.Prince Eric
13.Aladdin

List#8
1.Dogs
2.ants
3.Elephants
4.seals
5.cats
6.turtle
7.frog
8.salamander
9.gecko
10.kangaroo
11.centipede
12.katydid
13.unicorn

List#9
1.tone
2.posture
3.feeling
4.understanding
5.projection
6.muscular memory
7.Memorization
8.thought
9.right
10. left
11. line
12. plot
13. story

List#10
1. Eat a Purple-Land Banana (though impossible)
2. Command legions of unicorns (also impossible, for same reason as #1)
3. Become a vampire (a true one) and mafia leader
4. Do NOT become a pirate
5. Control all *blank* factories. (plan in motion, cannot disclose)
6. Set up your own colony on the Moon under your own command and blow up the Earth.
7. Assassinate all higher-ranked people
8. Slowly establish yourself as "allies" to all foreigners
9. Get dragons for friends
10. Learn the art of Mindbending.
11. Obtain world-wide public sympathy
12. Take over chandelier production (long story)
13. Infest every organism on Earth to become a new body under your control

List #11
1.toast
2.fire alarms
3.Murray
4.polar bears
5.Antarctica
6.Australia
7.students
8.teachers
9.rocket
10.butter
11.margarine
12.secret
13.society

List#12
1.penguins
2.police
3.chocolate
4.mind control
5.evil geniuses
6.research and development
7.public relations
8.hypnotism
9.chocolate factory take over department
10.administration and public relations
11.dance like a penguin
12.uncontrollable urges
13.temperature
AND NOW FOR OUR 13th LIST...
REASONS TO READ LUCKY 13
1.It is funny
2.because...I COMMAND it!
3.RCFNARAAC's
4.I think I'll try something else.
5.SUPERFICIAL CONTENT!
6.L-E-P-R-I-K-O-N-S
7.random topics that have nothing to do with anything
8.It's...Brilliant
9.Blah, blah, blah
10.the 6th of November!
11.Inside jokes (read it, and be on the inside)
12."Brick Stuff"
13.It includes the number 13!
I remind you to please enter my current RCFNARAAC.
Rules below:
Additional rules:
(About halfway down)
Peter Rosen
Special thanks to Jasmine Crespo for all her contributions.

5 comments:

  1. Ummm... Peter? You spelled gecko wrong. If you want to check it's in list eight, number nine.

    Marisa B.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Marisa, technically I spelled gecko wrong.
    Jasmine Crespo

    ReplyDelete
  3. Really? I don't think I did.

    Peter Rosen

    ReplyDelete
  4. Aninimous, editing mistakes into other people's posts is not a good activity.

    Peter Rosen

    ReplyDelete