The Light in Night: by Kyleigh Cooper

I enjoyed the book although it was very sad and depressing. The little hints of "light" throughout the memoir showed that there were still people who had hope during this difficult time period. The small acts of kindness towards Wiesel were an example of light. For instance, when the French girl gave him encouragement after he had been beaten, when a prisoner gave him advice to lie about his age so he could live, and when his father shared food with him so that he would not die of starvation. All the stories we hear about the holocaust are similar, being their quest for survival amongst horrific conditions, but also unique to each and every personal circumstance. Wiesel was one of the lucky ones.

The Light in Night by: Yvonne Wu

The light in Night was definitely the strength and courage to move on. Elie Wiesel saw a mentor in everybody he met. Therefore he was taught and encouraged to have hope, and not matter how tired your body is. If your heart carries on, so shall you. Though he was an empty shell after his expirence, and lost the self he was. He learned to create another self to continue his path. And though his new self isn't the same as he was before, it gives him a power that lifts himself up and continue. It shows that in the most drastic, devestating situations, sometimes the hope you're looking for, is in yourself. That even when your eyes are wide open and all you see is darkness. When you close your eyes, there will be a light for you to find your way. That is the light in Night. To have strength in yourself, where there's nothing around you.

The Light I Night by Victoria Weston

Althought the book night was sad, but it showed that even when you are in the lowest places you can still make it out if you have faith and never give up. Faith and loved ones kept them alive. when they felt like all hope was lost and it did not matter what happened to them they were reassured by the one around them and there faith. Faith, determination and hope is what kept Elies alive during thoughs trying times.

The Light In Night- Maddie McMillan

The light that I saw in night was desire. Elie's as well as the other Jews desire to live, and to believe brought hope. They had the will to pray, and have faith that they would be alright in the darkest time of their lives. It made me admire those who were persecuted in the Holocaust. They truly are all amazing people.

The Light in Night by Shane Rayhill

Night was a sad and lonely book, yet in the words I found my light. My light was happiness. It taught me to be happy. Be happy for what I have and don't have. It also taught me about freedom and what freedom can mean to different people.

The Light in Night- Blake Brockbank

Even though there doesn't seem to be much, there is light in Night. In the novel, the Jews continually looked for the good and light while they were being persecuted in the concentration camps. This is especially true about Elie, the author. They always looked for the positive no matter what. One example is how they were thankful for having their lives spared for the ones who were even though they were in concentration camps and were enduring hard labor. Elie and his father always seemed to be finding the light. His father was always encouraging his son to keep going and to not give up. He knew that if they didn't give up, they were eventually escape and be free. Because Elie didn't give up, this came true for him.

The Light In Night

Night was such a sad book but it made me realize I could've never of gone through anything that they had to go through. The light that Elie had to keep moving on everyday and trying to live to the next showed he wasn't willing to give up. This was the light that I kept realizing throughout the whole book. It was the want to keep going on even in the darkest of their days. I know I wouldn't have that light if I had to live through the holocaust. These people are true heros with their hope and light. <3 Alysann Flower

The Light in Night. Danielle Mabe

Night was very depressing, especially at the end the way Elie's father died. This was a very good story and it got my attention at the way everyone handled the situations. All different. However, there was a lot of hope, even if none of them knew what was going to happen. That takes a lot of strength to do, to have hope when you don't know what people are going to do to you!

The Light in Night-Maddi Merrill

There is always going to be light, even in the darkest of nights. The souls that still have the faith, the fight, the willingness to still survive, that are the examples to others, and lead them to the light are the stars. They, sooner or later, will all see the full moon, how it shines, leads, and how it brings hope to others. That hope that builds within them grows, and leads to them surviving. When they do come out, they realize that they just don't have the moon, they have the sun. Because day always comes after night. ~*Maddi Merrill*~

26 Ways to Fail

Testing... Testing... Sorry I'm trying to do something new. If you guys haven't read 26 Ways to Fail before, I highly suggest you do. Today is P....hmmm what did I do last time? Oh...Now I remember. I highly suggest you click on this link. :)

(The smiley face)

Okay, the thing I was doing new is this... (Fanfare playing loudly....) Look at end of this post. Who does it say it is written by, not WRITER, but JASMINE CRESPO. Yes I finally got lazy enough to do it so I wouldn't have to switch between my email and this one. It's not that common but I like messing with technology. So since we already did so many things on p last time. (CLICK ON THE LINK ALREADY!!) really you should read it, it has the most comments on the blog, 85... well I think. Also, most likely all of you are reading because you are doing your homework. Basically we have two handfuls of people on the blog now!YAY! Okay that was a little much.... here. yay. Okay that should work. Also, after escaping AGAIN from prison. (What's the excuse this time Aninimous??) I got to sleep. A lot. So P is for.....

PURPLE!

My friends and I tend to have an obsession with the color purple for some reason. (Also include the Jellyfish Ambassador). Elprup was our country's name in Biology and we are afraid of purple dinosaurs. (Or at least scream very loudly.) This applied to me actually semi recently. Hmm.. it was a bit of revenge. :) I am also compiling a survey for girls to answer so if you want it, contact me. Well, that's all until next time.

Jasmine Crespo

(If it wasn't obvious already...)

The light in the Night - Blake Harsh

The light that I found in the novel Night, was the fact that Ellie Wiesel didn't feel the need for revenge. We have read so many books about how revenge has ruined a person's life. Those books include The Count of Monte Cristo and Wuthering Heights. This book shows us how if you forgive, it will change your life for the better.

-Blake Harsh-

The Light in Night by Steven Pappas

Night was a great book in my opinion of a boys experience in the Holocaust. I found many "lights" in Night. One of them is understanding. This might sound absurd, but the Jews finally understood what was really happening. They had surrounded themselves in this cloudy false thinking, that when the lightbulb was turned they were shocked by what they saw. As ugly as this light may be, it is still a light.

A different sort of light I found was of freedom. We always hear of the light at the end of the road, and it signifies a place we want to go. Many people in the book held onto that light like Juliek, and the man that defied Germany at his death. Elie and others finally made it to the end of the tunnel, to freedom!

The Light in the Night by Jasmine Crespo

Night was a book full of darkness and hopelessness. One thing I found though was truly a "Light" in Night. Germans thought they were so much better than the Jews. They even restricted them from playing German music by German composers. Juliek, from what I understand was a very talented violinist. He faced many hard trials in Auschwitz and when he had his final dark moment, facing death, he provided light and hope for himself and for those around him by showing that he didn't care anymore about German restrictions and in the final moments of his life, all he cared about was his violin and playing the music he loved. He played a German song, so what? He brightened the spirits of those around him and died with a spark of hope.

P.S.

I hate this book with all the passion of my being. (Well maybe I find some parts good and inspiring but the best written part of the book was the preface). It is dark disturbing and in my opinion, not well written. Prove me wrong, or say that I'm wrong, I don't really care. This is just an opinion so disregard it.

The Light in Night Berkley Mitchell(:

As I was reading Night it showed how changing peoples environment changed who they are, and what they did. The SS officers pinned them against each other and forced them to make decisions and choices that they shouldn't have made. But all through out Night examples of the true caring of humans shown threw. Juliek, The Polish Girl, and Elie himself were the best examples of light; they always found a reason to leave, they continued to care for other people, and the loved all through out their stay at the camp.

The Light in Night by Peter Rosen

The biggest "light" I found in Night was people who managed to keep their humanity and identity in the terrible situation they were in. There are numerous examples. From the Pole who greeted them kindly when they arrived in Auschwitz to the man who showed defiance even when he was about to die, people refused to be entirely defeated by the situation they were in. Juliek's music showed light. Elie's commitment to stay with his father showed light. There were many examples of those who rose above the situation they were in to put the light in Night.

The Light in Night by Dallas Anderson

It's hard for readers to contemplate the power of Night. It is an intense story about a boy turning into a man through harsh concentration camps. Throughout the story, Elie Wiesel is having hardships, and the only thing he can turn to is his father. Elie's father is the only reason that Elie keeps himself alive. The light that I was able to find in Night was courage. No matter how hard Elie was working, he never complained. If he was living in a concentration camp and didn't complain, I think all of us should be able to do the same.

The Light in Night By McKenzie Stauffer

In the novel Night Elie Wiesel explains his experience during the Holocaust. Threw out the years in the concentration camps it seemed like nothing was getting better and everything was getting worse. He was starving, he had to walk hundreds of miles and his dad died. He was in the middle of a huge nightmare. During this nightmare some seem to forget the fact that even during the night there are some rays of light. For Wiesel his light was surviving, being with his father(for a time) and being able to thank those that warned him of danger. These rays of hope were his moon and stars. Even though they shine dimily they were the things that gave him hope to press forward and travel on to the next dawn.

"The [rare and hard to find] Light in Night" By Daniel Powell

The book Night was a sad and dark book, however it had some spots of light that shown out in the dark. The character Juliek was not a big person, however he showed me that there is still hope and joy even in the darkest of times. The music that he played was played in fun, his violin was a part of him that was not taken away from him when he was taken away to the camps. It showed me that the SS could not take away everything that made the people who they were, music (we can assume) was a big part of Juliek's life before it all started and it was still a part of him all the way till his death. Music was the shining light that helped Juiek live as long as he did.

"A Light in Night" by Savannah Weaver

Night was a very hard book to read. Everyday I had to force myself to sit down and go through a section of it. However, when it was finished I felt a sense of accomplishment. I had gotten through. During Night there seemed to be no hope. Yet every once and a while, little stars would become visible, like Juliek and the French girl. With those signs of hope, Wiesel seemed to be able to push past the drowning darkness he lived in and further into the night. As night ended, dawn began to approach until he was finially free from the constraints of his prison.

In the novel Night Elie Wiesel explains his experience during the Holocaust. Threw out the years in the concentration camps it seemed like nothing was getting better and everything was getting worse. He was starving, he had to walk hundreds of miles and his dad died. He was in the middle of a huge nightmare. During this nightmare some seem to forget the fact that even during the night there are some rays of light. For Wiesel his light was surviving, being with his father(for a time) and being able to thank those that warned him of danger. These rays of hope were his moon and stars. Even though they shine dimily they were the things that gave him hope to press forward and travel on to the next dawn.

The Light in Night By Janelle Leppink

The Holocaust. A word to describe horrors most humans cannot imagine. Devastation and death surround this time in human history. Men, women, children, and helpless infants could not escape the torture, the deaths, and the inevitable of changing internally forever. Survivors walk today to tell the horror stories of this terrifying point in history, and the pain and suffering associated with it, purely to ensure that something like this will never happen again. In the midst of the darkness and evil, is it possible for true heroes to rise from the ashes? After reading the account of Night, one can know with a surety that a hero was created out of Elie Wiesel, who showed incredible strength which all must admire. Light is hard to find in a dark, and trying time like the Holocaust. All we ever see are the horrors, and pain from it. What we fail to realize is there is light in the darkness. Elie Wiesel and thousands of others rise as heroes from the horrible time they experienced. The light in the darkness is these heroes. They are the light that can come out of so much darkness and sadness.

The Light In Night-Ellie Dow

Night is not supposed to make you feel happy. It is a book about innocent people being taken to concentration camps and either being burned alive in a chimney when they first arrive, or to be treated like a worthless animal until finally feeling so worthless that you let yourself go.

The book on its own is depressing, but the message it gives us is the light. But what is that light? He is telling you this uncensored horror in order to make you take an oath; an oath that makes sure that you will never be cruel to any living being, because if you are, then you are no better than the SS Men and the Nazis.

~Ellie Dow

the sound of light Isaac Erekson

Juliek made the biggest mark in my mind, the sound of music when hope is so lost, when all is gone. It shows that there was, is and will always be beauty in the world, and that no one or even a group of people can take that away fully. Juliek still had his soul, something that the SS took away from almost everyone else.

The Light in the Night by Stephanie Johnson

Elie Wiesel went through many terrible situations that helped him to grow stronger. Through all of his hardships, his father was always there, helping him along the way. Night helped me to appreciate my own family in a different way. As the book went on, I realized how hard it must have been to have gone through what Elie did. I learned that if you look hard enough, there will always be a light shining somewhere in your own life. You don't need to go through a concentration camp to figure that out.

The Light in Night- James Cosgrove

Although many persons in the camp turned for the worse and made lives even worse, some select few revealed their true virtue and really shined. Just the small things they do shine out in the darkness of the concentration camp. In the worst times, the brilliant humans tend to really glimmer in the night.

The Light in the Night Maddie Olsen

Tragedies and hardships can bring a person darker side to light. Caught up in the desperation of self-preservation, one boy attacked his father for a piece of bread. Was it the experience that caused him to act like this, or is it just a part of human nature that is normally hidden? Wiesel often found himself thinking that he would be better off if his father were dead. But, he loved him so much made him immediately regret. That father-son bond was something that no one could ever take away from them.

Light in Night- by: Dana Soweidan

Having a reason, even one silly reason, to grasp on to can literally sace you life. Wiesel thought about death everyday, yet he would always come back and say that he wants to live for his father, but not for him. This is what saved his life. So always have that one reason in life; it takes you higher.

Light in Night, by Marisa B.

With all the darkness that envelopes the book Night by Elie Wiesel, there is little to no light. Death rampages through the pages without check and sadness follows it with glee. People don't dare look to another, not wanting to see what they know is there. Loved ones are torn from each other even after being promised that they would remain together. There is one thing that allowed people in the Holocaust to continue moving, and while hope had a tiny part to play, there is something even slightly bigger. The very fact that the human mind was able to numb its body into obscurity is a thin shield that blocks out insanity. Sadness and tears will come after being pushed beyond physical limits, but being able to just move allows the mind to survive just another minute.

The Light in the Night- Taryn Green

The light in Night... it's an excellent question. I guess the only light that is present in Night would be the hope that is there in the hearts of the Jews in the concentration camp. Yet even that seems to vanish rapidly. Then the next question is; is there light in Night? In every sad and dark situation light has to shine through. So, where is the light? If it isn't found in the hope, then it must be found in the brief moments of humanity. That is the only place that I can think of where light can be found in the night- the small tiny spots of light, the stars, the hope, the tiny bits of humaity.

Lucky 13

Those Penguin Police are so pesky. They seem to be coming after me twice as much as before. There they are again. Activate trap #28495609. There they go. Anyway, I can't say too much, they are closely monitoring all of my movements. Peter Rosen

Lucky 13

I'm sorry this is one day late. I had a battle with the Penguin Police that only ended in an epic duel at the Grand Canyon (yes, I won). Oh no. Here they come again. Time to disappear in a cloud of blueberries.

Peter Rosen

26 Ways to Fail

Hello bloggers, sorry this has to be short for now. Thanks to Aninimous I wasn't relocated to knotts berry farm. Actually the plane was too full so I couldn't go. Oh well. Today is n for night. Horrible book in my opinion but more on it later.Does anyone know what happened to Lucky 13?




ANINMOUS! WHY ARE THERE PENGUIN POLICE SURROUNDING MY CAR??















Aninimous you are so dead meat.



Until later


Jasmine Crespo


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You Have a Problem

Hello and sorry again for this being so late.
I am so sorry Jasmine, it is all my family's doing. They good news, is that while you where unconscious they used a thing called Extractor 497, and that should of removed all of the "X-Factor" from you. You should be able to go home tomorrow. By the way, the Extractor 497 isn't the Penguin Police's invention, it was stolen... No that not right stolen is talking about the bad guys, taken... no, it was acquired from the enemy.
I won't tell how, and that is all for now.
Aninimous

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

Strawberries and jumping ducklings... The violet weather paints us a picture... Underneath that wayward moon, near the observant pond, in the quiet, slightly lit park. Spirits are soaring tonight, just to personally meet that welcoming moon and tell the tales of unbreakable bonds. The newly bloomed flowers stretch towards the meeting, cheering on the stories. The clouds retreat, opening up a full view. Brilliance spreads about the silence. Shining and smiling, the moon reaches the depths of the passing observers' hearts. The world suddenly yet slowly rises to watch. Surrounding the moon, as if in a halo. Not even the playful winds make a sound. Ribbons of grass and water gather to speculate. Hand in hand, the night sky... One piece of the puzzle complete. Like a scarf, sooth and comfort. Tears, salty but sweet. The sun gives mercy and steps away from the endless night. The sight beheld above that night sky embroiders a feeling upon a soul. O'er the horizon... within spring's arrival.... love... awaits...

26 Ways to Fail

... Aninimous, you are dead to me. I'm forced to blog from my mothers phone. Today is m. Lets go with magic. Sorry this has to be short. As a brainwashing device they also have me addicted to angry birds. Also on this phone. At least I can speak and now have a watch. Thursday I may be relocated to California at knotts berry farm. Until later.

Jasmine Crespo

Lucky 13

I have been very busy for the past while, and I have still not finished my current project. I may tell you about my projects later, but for now, eat toast, enjoy chocolate, and do not, for any reason, touch those blueberries.

Peter Rosen

You Have a Problem

Sorry this is so, so late, but mucha has happened. (Not really, but go with it.) Patrick Suanda is being moved to a high security jail controlled by my family. That brings me now to the topic of what to do, because the Toast War is pretty much over.

Hmmmmm.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Hey bloggers! This is Aurora. Unfortunately, Jasmine is not able to post today. She is still kidnapped, and informed me, but as a punishment they took away her voice and are laughing at the froggy tone, and comparing her to the Little Mermaid, when Ariel lost her voice. So she has kindly asked for me to fill her in for the last two days that she has missed, and even though it is late and I am fatigued, I will try and fulfill my promise.

Yesterday's letter was 'O'. O is the second to last vowel in the English Alphabet, and

would be among one of my favorites, if I had a favorite letter. It also resembles a circle, which is a shape with a center that all points are equidistant to. Circles also have a radius, diameter, and an infinite number of lines of symmetry. One of the first words that I think about when I hear the letter 'o' is Oscar the grouch, from Sesame Street. Oscar was one of the best characters of the show, in my mind, and was always fun to listen to. His recycling bin is one of the most unique houses that I have ever seen, I have to admit. His green fur always made me think of moss, however...strange. Another thing that I think of when I hear the word 'o' is Orange. Oranges are rich in Vitamin C, and are a citrus fruit. Their name is the same as their color, and they grow mold really fast, so don't leave them sitting out too long! There have been too many occasions on which I have picked up an orange and found that I have powdery green mold on my hand. Which leaves us back to Oscar's green fur. Maybe it's really mold....interesting.

Today's letter of the day is 'L'. L is the first letter in the word L-O-V-E, love. Love is an amazing emotion that seizes the hearts of many each day. It is one of the most powerful feelings known to mankind, aside from hatred. Love is a wonderful thing. If you count of 20 things that you really love each day, and never repeat things, then each day your attitude will be improved. I'll use my list as an example: I love chocolate! I love bananas and icecream! I love my pets! I love my family! I love the play, Oklahoma! I love technology! I love the mountains! I love my bed! I love spring break! I love cell phones! I love seminary! I love digital photos! I love my neighbor who always greets me each day I come home from school! I love my friends! I love poetry! I love volleyball! I love food! I love books (and bookgroup)! I LOVE oxygen! There are so many things to love! You can even love the word love!

Well, I hope you enjoyed this blog post from me, Aurora, not Jasmine. Maybe she will be able to write tomorrow, we'll see. Farewell, bloggers!

-Aurora

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

You know... People only notice me on Facebook when I talk about school. It seems as if I can't talk about anything happening to me personally. (sigh) I'll be honest... I love attention! But... there's a difference between being noticed and being looked at.

Lucky 13

The Penguin Police! So excellently fantastic. Couldn't have picked a better nemesis myself. Of course, they have been trying to capture my associates and myself for over a year now.
To whom it may concern: CABDEQ13 was a success.
No more time to write. Ah well.

Peter Rosen

Why?

It was either the ending or the beginning
Turns out it was the end.
No more doors for me to open
Just blanks walls for me to stare.

Oh, I beat the walls with all my heart
And shouted till my voice knew no sound
And then I lay there quietly
Resting so I could fight again

But all the will left me at that moment
The voices not wanting me to leave
And I sat in quiet oblivion
Just staring at what could be

Images raced through my head
Things that I had seen
How people in the movies had fought and escaped,
Free but never free.

Is it better to stay captive
Knowing no more hurt can come?
Or to escape the world of nothing
Always being numb?

I’m not a daring person
Nor am I one to let things go as they will
So I will make my own beginning
With my own chalk
In my own hand
And create something that wasn’t meant to be

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

Anime Invasion Plan: Phase 1

The Genius in Progress

You Have a Problem

Sorry this is late, but I have been really busy. As you have heard Patrick Suanda has been captured, and I would love to saw it was all my doing, but, my family (Penguin Police) did most of it.
My family still do not care at all in the Toast War, and the only reason that they got involved was because Patrick Suanda got what my family calls the X-Factor. They won't tell me what it is, but apparently they kidnapped Jasmine from the SSS and now have her in custody for the same reason. I am sorry Jasmine you have had to go through all of this.
My family put a tracer on everyone how signs into this blog, they can find where they are. Well, when Patrick Suanda got on, my family when and kidnapped him, and that is the story of how Patrick Suanda got captured.
Patrick will not tell us any information, although all my family cares about is the X-Factor. Also SSS agents tried to free Patrick, but were captured in the process.
Well that is all I have to say, so until I hear more.
Goodbye.
Aninimous

Lips Shut Tight

My silence will ruin everything
My speech not meant to be heard
My heart is to mourn quietly
As I watch the world fall around me

What can I do? I will be hindered either way
Stopped by those who hold my soul captive
And those who watch me every day.

I want to fight, I want to try
But I know I will fail in the end

I always fail in the end

With lips shut tight
I resign myself to my fate
For I can not do what I must
And there is nothing I can change



No this is not the anonymous poster who has posted the incredible poems of late. This is merely a person who chooses to stay hidden from the public eye. At least, for now.

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

Arr... Inconceivable. ....Huh? What does inconceivable even mean? I just say whenever I am slightly irritated, because you know, I like to sound smart. Um... Oh! Inconceivable means hard to believe... Basically like saying "Wow! Unbelievable!" Aren't you proud of me, guys? I looked up a word and can say it knowing the definition!

Anyways, I know this is pretty random, and it's not the normal poetry I submit, but... Have you guys been a little out of it lately? It's kind of... The atmosphere of the esteemed (ooh, dictionary, dictionary...) (ah, right word!) is somewhat different than before... Oh, Moo is crying!! Okay, this post is intended to be a lifter of spirits! To get you guys back in gear! ... Gee, don't I sound important? Heh! So... If you do not wish to listen to my cheesy, geeky randomness, I command you... STOP READING!!! Or else I will send my flying monkeys after you.

Still here? Aww! Moo is touched! Let's see now....
Dear Sister: I need a haircut! It's gotten so long to the point that it touches the back of my shirt collar! Yeah! It's goes down my neck! It's gotten so long to the point that I can put it in a ponytail! It's gotten so long to the point that my friends persist (DICTIONARY!!!) (hmm... no) REPHRASE!! It's gotten so long to the point that my friends continually insist on touching my head (actually, it's. not. so. bad!! [insert smiley face]) Please cut my hair, sister! Have you seen the other guys that were involved in the play? Yeah, they cut their hair!! Ahh! Cut my hair! Cut it now! Hm... That DOES sound weird coming out of my mouth... Huh? Yes, I am still going to get it cut. Huh? Don't you talk to me that way! You did NOT become one of my consciences by yelling at me this way. Ahem! Good conscience! Bad conscience is interrupting in my good cause and...! (you get the point)

STILL STILL here? Waowww. Moo is stupefied. Moo is.... confused! Moo is... MOO IS...! (paff! (a sound Moo makes when he collapses on the ground))

Ah hello! I suppose I shall step in for Moo... This is Otdom's (yes, Moo is not his real name, he just uses it to be funny, well, HA-HA.) devil spirit; his BAD conscience. I tell him he's weak, that he's too skinny (I can see his ^&^&*^*%%% (yes, as the bad conscience, it is my JOB to swear) ribs!), that his butt is too flat, that his eyes are too small, that he has no talents, that he deserves to be alone, etc. Whew! What a busy job I have, eh?

Hmm? Hey! Devil Otdommy! As nicely and politely as I can: GET TEH HEAVEN OUT!! This, my dear friends, is I, Angel Otdommy. Yes, you are most likely wondering why I am adding the -my after Otdom. Well, 'tis the name his sisters sometimes call him. It makes him sound innocent, right? Well, that's the whole point. It is MY job to make him feel better. I heal him (oh, I bet he likes that one; it reminds him of a video game). I tell him that there IS hope... It is also my job (ooh, I like this one) to shoot Devil Otdommy in this face or heart with a gun. In other words (no, unfortunately, I do not get to literally shoot him), I try as hard as I can to shut out Devil Otdommy in Otdom's time of stress.

Well now, since Otdom is still passed out on the ground (he may be like that for a while), I think that we (his angel and devil consciences) will move him to his bed and turn on some music for him. Yes, we know he is supposed to do his homework, but... the poor boy! He accidentally thought that it was already morning and that he had to get up for school (because it was 7 in the evening, and the sky looked like morning). See? Let him be. He is warring amongst himself (another video game reference to him and he likes the term). We know he intended to be as geeky, cheesy, and as random as possible, but you see, that comes from his desire. His desire to exist to make people happy. Silly, I know. Please think about what you say, Devil Otdommy. Anyways, yes, he has assumed that something is wrong with the posters of this blog, but we assure you, it comes out of good intention. We shall let him rest. We believe he has shutdown his systems due to stress (and possible lack of sleep (as we are sure most of you have noticed in school)). We are sorry for his silliness, he's just lonely. Let him have his fun, as it seems he does not get enough at home. We are sorry if he is annoying. Forgive him, as hard as it is to do. Forgive him.

Now then, we are truly sorry for this horrendously (Hmm... Angel Otdommy is that word correctly used? Yes.) long blog post. Otdom threw his thoughts out there. Farewell! And we thank you for being so kind to him!
-Angel and Devil Otdommy

26 Ways to Fail

Keeping with short posts.... The SSS kidnapped me.. AGAIN. Idiots, I was supposedly working for you but now that is toast. So I'm writing from a jail cell.

Jasmine Crespo

Lucky 13

I am so busy. You will stop reading this now, because I am no longer writing anything.

Peter Rosen

You Have a Problem

Sorry this is short, but I have a plane to catch in 2 minutes.
Patrick Suanda was captured.
Yes this is great news but I have to go.
1 minute 43 seconds left
Okay, bye
Aninimous
1 minute 37 seconds

Oooooklahoma (singing)

CONGRATULATIONS to all in Oklahoma! It was a great show.

26 Ways to Fail

Sorry... way too late. Way too hyper.(as far as you know). Como yo? I don't know. So....

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

(Number lock on alt+5)

Jasmine Crespo

Jasmine Crespo

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

I found a poem! Ahem!

"Thinking of you, wherever you are,

We pray for our sorrows to end,
and hope that our hearts will blend.
Now I will step forward to realise this wish.

And who knows:
starting a new journey may not be so hard
or maybe it has already begun.

There are many worlds,
but they share the same sky-
one sky, one destiny."

Kingdom Hearts, anyone? 83

-Mr. O, AKA Otdomasaurus, AKA Moo, AKA Otdom

Lucky 13

I am so busy. So very busy. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I'm still not sure what to say, so I guess that will be all.

Peter Rosen

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

The story begins during the stage of growth and hidden strength. Underneath the cherry blossoms, our heroine is vied for. Her warm spirit is adored by many, she is seen as the 'natural type.' She is both dense and clever. The first one she is, to ever come upon their fortunate lives. Just for her, they give their adoration, though for different reasons. Simple attraction, the urge to get close to her, the kindness she shows, the desire to protect her, the motivation to paint her into a picture... all the more reason to like her.
Will you be coming today? We would like to show her to you! Our pride and joy! Daddy's daughter! The door connecting us and the world... The reason for Daddy's recent capriciousness... The one who likes my bunny! The one we all love...

You Have a Problem

Hello and if you haven't guessed, which you probably haven't this is Patrick Suanda.

Well some quick announcements, yes even I have some.

I have also taken Italy, and most of Thailand.

Also I would like to "thank" Peter for the fruit plate. I think you know what I mean. I haven't tried the chocolate, but if it was anything like the rest of the plate, I am sure that it was great. Thanks for trying it Jasmine.

My question is now for Peter.

I know that you are an evil genius, Steven commends you on some things but obviously doesn't tell me. If you are an evil genius, why don't you help me. One evil genius helps another. Just think about it, Steven has the right idea.

Just for the fun of it, I am going to tell everyone wear is the next place I am going to take over. The next place I am taking over (this does not include France) is Chi ...

The Spider

I scurry at the shadowy hour

Across your bedroom wall

Onto the floor where your dog cowers

And into a corner I crawl

I have eight legs, spindly and hairy

That twitch at every sound

A huge, hairy butt, an egg sack I carry

And glossy eyes that stare at the ground

I spin a web made of silk strands

That I can call my own home

Then sway onto you small clock’s hands

And towards the ceiling I come

I crawl above to where you sleep

And drop onto your cushy bed

Wander forward for a little peek

And walk onto your head

You wake with a start and deafen me

With shrieks that make me sore

Throw me onto the floor violently

Where I find refuge under the door

When I come out the next dark night

You await me at the floor mat

Raise a book above me, out of sight

And before I know it,

SPLAT!

I found this poem in my poetry folder from seventh grade. Seventh Grade! I remember those days, when I used to find spiders everywhere in my room and I was always scared that one would fall on me when I was sleeping. I still see spiders now but not as much as I did then, when my house still had our old carpet. I think I wrote this for the sole purpose of mocking spiders, so that maybe it would make them less scary. It didn't, but that's not the point. The point is....what is the point? I guess there isn't really one, but I hope that you enjoyed the poem nonetheless!

-Alison

26 Ways to Fail

Okay I'm sorry I haven't been on a computer for a week guys. It was some random thing that the SSS kidnapped me, like they did Peter and Santa, for some random reason. Actually, I think it was more of a whim then a random reason. Sorry that I'm not doing a letter today but I'll double up on it on Thursday... Maybe. There are some announcements: (Well everything has announcements so why not this post?) Oklahoma! is playing on Wednesday, Thursday ,and Friday here at HJH at 7:00.... Speaking of times, daylight savings time happened! Well for all of you who haven't noticed already. This reminded me of someone's evil plan to slowly change the times on all satellites by a minute so that gradually the worlds clocks would be wrong and mess with everyone's head. Or something like that, I can't really remember now. Oh yes, today was Pi Day! I don't really know what it is since it wasn't my math class but go with it. 3.141592654.... and other numbers. Now more on my kidnapping...

It was cold... very cold... until Patrick Suanda brought me some hot chocolate... which was nice. I asked him who gave him the hot chocolate and he said his mother. I said that was so nice of her, and it was so nice of him to give me the hot chocolate. Though I'm pretty sure it was posioned.... It was on Thursday so any of you who saw me on Thursday, that was why I was super hyper. It must have been iokane (sorry for spelling) powder, good thing I have build up an immunity. MWA HA HA AH HA HAha ah.................................... *************************************************************************************

Darn.

Jasmine Crespo

Battle of Wits - Princess Bride by bintbaddi

Lucky 13

I'll just launch right in. Patrick Suanda is planning to...

We regret to inform you that the SSS has once again taken Peter captive.

Ha! Eat blueberries, you fiend! You thought I was knocked out, didn't you? And for the rest of you, I didn't install the bowling trap for nothing!

Sorry about that. I had to deal with some pesky SSS agents. Anyway, I have been finding numerous SSS reference to "Mongolia falls on March 18." They were widely distributed, but not well disguised. I think the real message is...France on March 23rd. The word "falls" starts with F-A and ends with a "s" sound or "ce". Therefore, France is the country. There are also twenty-three characters in every message. The month will obviously be March (the SSS wouldn't slow down, even to trick us), but the day is either the 23rd or the 27th (this includes spaces). We should assume it's the 23rd to be safe, and keep agents in France and Mongolia until the SSS strikes again.

Well, that's the latest updates.

Peter Rosen

P.S. I sent Patrick Suanda a fruit plate and some hot chocolate mix.

You Have a Problem

Peter what was it!!! I need to know what you know to stop Patrick Suanda. I have nothing and in the meantime, Patrick has taken over Cyprus and the Arctic. Please Peter tell me.

Oh sorry about that, I have been distressed lately and am getting nowhere. Well, I am sorry for nothing good to report, butI am trying to find something to stop. Well I will leave with a quote. f

"It is Dr. Pork Chop!"

"It is evil Dr. Pork Chop to you." Toy Story 3.

Aninimous

26 Ways To Fail

Ok, I know it is really super-duper late, so since the last 26 Ways to Fail was long, I'll make this one short. What's the letter? Ah, yes, K. First things I think of. Kangaroos. And koala bears. Hmmm, here is a challenge. Make a list of 26 things that start with K. GO!

You are Not Alone

Dearest Blog Entries,

I read you. And laugh - and grin- and roll my eyes in the best possible way. But I missed something. This poem to be specific. It seems to be anonymous, so my comment is to draw attention to your work. Well done. Write on.

http://honors9th.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-just-want-to-be-loved.html

Ms. L

Excuse Note

Please excuse the tardy user of my alarm function for not doing as he was supposed to when i ceaselessly beeped. I was under the belief that the use of an alarm would envoke the act of waking up. He proved me so very wrong.
Signed,
The Alarm Clock

Will Matthews

Lucky 13

I said I had much to tell last week, and that was indeed true. I do have a little bit of time to tell it, so I'll try to make this as quick as possible. Patrick Suanda is up to no good (and that's not good. The universe is imploding, and that's not good). Which brings me to an interesting question. Can the universe explode?

Oh. Sorry. Patrick Suanda. He appears to have been planning something. His plans were...

No! Don't eat those blueberries! Please don't! Get away from those! DON'T EAT THE BLUEBERRIES! THOSE ARE NOT FOR...BOOM!

Sorry about that. I was trying to get funding for more scientific experiments. I was talking to a potential investor before I stepped into here. I don't think he will invest any money.

Back to Patrick Suanda. Oh dear, I have run out of time.

Peter Rosen

Excuse Note- Dallas Anderson

Dear Doctor (and teachers),

You can probably tell that my right arm is broken, my left wrist is sprained, my neck is swollen, my right ankle is fractured, etc. It's all part of my wrestling obsession. You see, last night was Monday Night Raw, and I was pumped up as ever for it. I was standing up the whole night, watching John Cena and the others beat the tar out of each other. All of a sudden, my brother kicks me for no reason. Then it gets serious. Here we go; one on one with each other. We're beating each other up, using WWE finishers and feeling in the moment like the superstars do. Then, my little brother picked up a sledgehammer, and slammed it into my ankle, causing me to fall down onto my leg. We stopped wrestling, but picked up the Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 video game and started playing that. At the end of our first match, I pinned him (because I ALWAYS win), and he chucked his controller at my arm.

Please excuse me from all my work, as I have some unfinished business to attend to...

Sincerely,

Dallas Anderson

Excuse note- Madelin Crapo- Period 1
Dear cell phone,
I am sorry I did not text you today. You see, I broke both of my hands. I was waiting at the TRAX station when I tripped over a lone hobo. Right when I fell, a train came rushing by and over my hands. When I realized what had happened, I went into a panic. Someone called an ambulance and I passed out. I woke up in a white hospital room with a beeping sound echoing in my brain. I am sorry about this unfortunate event. I promise to text twice as much on you when I return.
Sincerely,
Madelin

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

Sigh... Time to find something else to do... Sniff.... You see, I just finished watching a certain anime... Now I wish there was more!! I can always read the original manga! It is good! The thing is, however, that I can only read it online (unless I ninja myself a new library card) and it is kind of uncomfortable. Having to resize the page and then scroll down slowly.... It takes longer to read!! Oh well... Then again, the manga IS in fact, longer (at least, I THINK). Hm. See? This is what I have to do if I am not playing video games.

Teh Excuse Note!!!

Dear Teacher!!!
Please excuse me from school because my alarm clock attacked me. I tried to fight it off, but the blankets betrayed me with their extreme comfort. The pillows would not let me go, so I tossed and turned. The sun began to rise, and the war continued. I'm sorry, I tried! I guess I'm stuck in bed. Oh well.
-Sergeant O. (Otdom Polson) of period 1

Excuse Note by: Tessa Yates

Dear Hillcrest Jr. High School,

Please excuse Tessa for not having her homework assignment for her foods class. She was too concentrated in the assignment to feed me last night and I found myself dying with hunger. It was delicious.

Thank you,

Riley (Tessa's dog)

Excuses

Dear Teacher of choice,

Please excuse Savid from his homework for the rest of his life, he broke his wrist, and his hand, on the other wrist, has a rash, so he can't pick up or hold any sort of writing device. I am a real doctor, so if i say he broke his hand on Live, he did.

Savid Acuna

I mean Dr. Desking

James Cosgrove

Please excuse my personal slave from school on friday, the 28th of January. I have required him that he should stay home on this special day to pet me, scrach that one spot behind my ear I can't get, feed me all day, and give me all the catnip he could possibly find. Why is this day special you ask? Why, it is because I say it is I have chosen this family as my servent, and they are greatful. I am the master of this household, and eventully the world. You may give him his work for today, but know he missed school to serve the greatest organism alive.
- Cat, The Future Ruler of the World

Isaac Erekson

Dear Princess
Please excuse Marios absence, he is buisy trying to find the right castle. We have recived many compliants from the Koopa because of a plumber sneaking through their pipes, jumping on their heads then stealing all of their coins and mushrooms.

My excuse note. Zoe Brinton. Period 5

Dear Hillcrest Jr. High,

I am so very sorry for my increasing record of skipping school. My family farm has seriously gone crazy. Pigs have been flying everywhere in every direction. And worst of very all, everyone has been affected with the terrible case of Chicken Pox and Mad Cow Disease. Oh Lord, it's been a week. Ma and Pa are squaking like geese and I can't deal with it. So every apology.

Love,

A very loyal student.

P.S... When can I make up that test??

Ciera

Excuse Note by Brynn Hall

Dear Hillcrest Junior High,

Please excuse Brynn's tardy from school today, it was not her fault I was red. Cars come and go but no car never stays for more then two minutes. When I saw Brynn's shiny, sleek, black car roll onto the pavement, I just knew I had to beg her to stay. I turned yellow, then red when she pulled up, and she came to a stop. I stayed red for three minutes total, but I could tell she did not want to stay with me. So, I let her go. Like I do with many cars a day. I take full responsibility for her tardy. If only I would have just stayed green for one more second, she would have been to school on time, and I wouldn't be so disappointed. Please, if you are going to punish anyone, punish me.

Sincerely,

The Stoplight

Excuse note by Blake Harsh

Please excuse Blake Harsh from being late to his first period. He worked really hard on his homework last night so when me and the rest of the flying monkeys took his homework, he was not happy. So that smart aleck grabbed onto my tail, so of course I had to try to drop him into a huge pit of lava. After he refused to let go we dropped him off here.

Sincerely,
The Flying Monkeys

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome to You Have a Problem.

I have found out what has happened to the plane that disintegrated over Sri Lanka. Apparently, there was a disentevaporator on the plane and that went off and the plane was disentevaporated.

Onto other news, the anti-SSS have captured 23 more agents. We found them trashing toasters in alleyways.

Well, onto some other (other) news. I hate that it snowed today. I was so ready for spring, and then this happened. Worse than that, my neighbors the Fredricksons kept pelting me with snowballs. I hate the SNOW!!!! I have vowed my revenge on the Fredricksons. I just don't know how. Anyone, I need ideas. I need to make my neighbors pay once and for all. Please help me.

Aninimous

P.S. If you haven't guessed yet, I can't throw a snowball to save my life.

Excuse Note by Yvonne Wu

Dear Ms. Lafortune.
Please excuse Yvonne from not turning in her assignment. She really did it, I promise, I watched her work on it while I kept asking her to throw the ball to me. After she left though, she left the ball on the paper, and I tried getting it, and before you know it. I took a huge chomp out of it, but no need to worry, tasted like a straight A(: It won't ever happen again, well as long as she doesn't leave my ball somehwere with her homework.

Your Best Friend,

The dog who ate her homework.

Excuse Convo-Alysann Flower

"No, no, no mom! I can't go!" Why not? "I.. I.. I have too much homework." You can do it later... "Wait! Did I say I have homework, I meant I'm really sick *cough* *couch*." You are not sick you dont have a fever. "I never said I was sick I meant I want to stay home and clean..." So let me get this right; you want to stay home and clean? "Ya, ya that's it." What are you going to clean? "O nothing just um, the cookie jar!" :)
A convo between a mom and her son

Excuse Note- Kelsey Ross P. 5

Dear Parental Authority:

I am so terribly sorry to have missed the delicious "Veggie Spaghetti" last night. I did not mean to hurt you by going to a wild party at my friends house instead. I would never "purposely" miss dinner with my amazing family that gets along so well. I cried myself to sleep with shame last night.

Love,
Kelsey

P.S. The party was great! :D

The Click

Hello anyone who cares to read this post that is completely and totally unrelated to ruling the world or toast (to those of you who just stopped reading, I will find you and murder you in your sleep). Today I want to share my thoughts on what you could call love, but I define it slightly differently. To start off with, I would like you to just think about how many songs, poems, movies, TV shows, quotes, etc. are centered around "love". As you can see, there are quite a few in this day and age (there are also just as many about heartbreak and disappointment, but they are fairly irrelevant to my topic). Many people (actually every person that I know that have shared their ideas of love to me) believe that they are searching for love. I however don't think this to be completely true.

What I think everyone on this good Earth is really searching for is what I call the click. The click is just as simple as it sounds, so don't stress over it too much. The click is what a person finds when something in them reacts, in a good way, to a certain person or thing. Well isn't that love you ask? When speaking of love in the way that millions of people through time have spoke of it, not necessarily. I will use my aunt as an example. She is 48 years old, and as far as I know, hasn't dated as long as I've been alive (perhaps longer, but it's not like I can just talk to her face to face whenever I want). And before you get any ideas of a sullen, ill-tempered witch, you need to know that she is the happiest and spunkiest person in my life. Her click so far isn't with another person, it's with her family and her work. (Please excuse me as I don't think I clarified this, I'm not saying there is no such thing as love. I'm just saying that there is a certain connection that may or may not be broken, or enlarged. I'm pretty much saying that the click is an important process if you ever want to love someone.) Ok, I lost my train of thought.

Have a good day/night/whatever time it is,
Marisa B.

Excuse Note-Kylee Call-Period 1

To whom it may concern:

Please excuse Kylee Call for her Tardy this morning. My lucious soft warm feather down was no match for that annoying & pathetic thing that calls itself an alarm clock. The darling couldn't take her head off me. Dont worry though I am now participating in an early morning Yoga class and will be waking up every morning wither her.

Sincerely,
The Best Purple Pillow Ever

Excuse Note - Brianne Johnson

Dear Hillcrest Junior High,

This is Dr. Berg from Berg's dentistry excusing Brianne Johnson from school today. I'm terribly sorry that our scheduling conflicted with her school activities. I'm sure she was just dying to flunk her math test, be lectured on the water cycle in science, and be bored to tears by the her notes in Spanish.She hauls herself out of bed at the crack of dawn and drags herself from class to class just so she may drown herself in the misery. Brianne, I'm sure, is dying because she missed out on all the exhilarating experiences school has to offer. She will snap right back to work with a smile on her face, and bounce in her step. Again, terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Dr. Gerald Berg

Excuse Note-Stephanie Johnson

Dear Ms. LaFortune,
I know that I constantly ask for an excuse on my late assignments, but this time it's vital. I have a deadly condition entitled Non-Workaholic. If I go against this condition and expend any energy whatsoever, my health will be on the line. How does one survive without working, you may ask. Well, with my intense condition, I avoid all type of writing and doing essays as much as possible.

Sincerely,
Stephanie Johnson

Dear Mr. Stickman, Xander Summers Period 6

I apologize for messing up your eyes so you are always mad. I am also very sorry that I did not give yoiu muscular arms to impress that one girl with the triangle dress. I would have made you better if I could have erased your short, stubby, skinny arms. Maybe if you were luckier I would have given you hands instead of the transparent circles that you have now. I want you to also forgive me for not giving you feet, it must be very hard to walk without them. Those stubby legs must be embarrassing. Don't even ask me why I did what I did, blame the hand that controlled me, that stupid chubby little hand. Also sorry I didn't give you a mouth.

Sincerely,
The #2 Pencil

P.S. Good luck with the triangle dress girl, hey maybe you guys have a lot in common for example you both have stubby legs.

Alex Crowell- Excuse Note

Dear Hillcrest Junior High,

I am extremely sorry to hear that your school has had an outbreak of intensive Bieber Fever. I, Justin Bieber, am taking full accountablity for this situation. It is not these young ladies fault that I'm so incredibly gorgeous and my hair flips in slow motion. It is not their fault that they think my songs are secretly written to each one of them, it is a side effect of the B-Fever. I apologize, so please exuse these ladies from their rabid behavior and I take full responsiblity for each outbreak and outburst.

- JB

Exuse Note - Brennan Clayton

Dear Ms. Lafortune,

I am so sorry Tristan couldn't get his work done today. I just kept breaking because i just absolutely LOVE to be sharpened. It is the best feeling i the world! To feel so fresh after being unwillfully and horribly dulled by a piece of paper. I just can't stand being so dull, so i just had to break. I am so very terribly sorry.

Sincerely,

The Pencil

P.S. - I am also sorry for all the noise and disruption that Tristan caused trying to sharpen me.

Extra Credit Excuse Letter by Blake Brockbank

Dear Utah,
I'm sorry for what I have done, but i don't regret it. I'm sorry for being so dang awesome that you can't handle it. I'm sorry for being so awesome that I get paid millions of dollars to be injured. If I ever played, I might just dominate so much that I came to the conclusion that I should injure myself for the good of the league. Many people hate me and I don't understand why. I always look my best in my suit on the bench because I am just too awesome to actually play. I sat there and made more money than any other players on the team who actually played. There is a reason I made a bunch of money, it is because I am just so awesome. I am sorry for being so awesome, but too bad for you because I am off to warm up the bench in my nice suit over in Chicago.
Sincerely,
Carlos Boozer

Excuse Note McKenzie Stauffer

Dear Hillcrest Jr. High School,
Please excuse all of the girl students and most of the female teachers. For when they heard that I was going to go boating at Lake Powell they just had to come and see me. Well who could blame them with my stunning looks and rock hard abs? These girls couldn't resist the chance to come and drool and scream over me. I sure hope that you understand:).
Love,
Brad Pitt

My Excuse Note- By: Dana Soweidan

Please excuse Dana Soweidan from school and her previous assignment for when she woke up she found a gorilla eating her homework, so she ran after the gorilla. When she finally reached him the gorilla was handing the backpack to a zebra. Then suddenly an elephant comes out of no where and sprays Dana's backpack with mud and water. As if it couldn't get damaged enough, a cheetah comes, takes the backpack, and runs away. So that's why Dana did not come to school or do her work,
Sincerely,
Dana's Mom, Layal

Peter Rosen Excuse Note

To Whom it May Concern:
Please excuse Steven from school today. His quest for world domination requires him to stay in his top secret lab. Do not be alarmed if government agents request see him. Simply give them the enclosed pieces of chocolate and send them to the address on the map (also enclosed).
If mysterious agents inquire about toast, tell them that Steven is, in fact, a member of the SSS. Then tell them that they will never win and laugh maniacally. If penguins walk into your classroom, call (000) 000-0000 and tell the automatic message that the penguin police are onto him.

Signed,

[Random Scribbles]

26 Ways To Fail

HI
Bonjour everyone! This is not Jasmine, nope, this is Molly. Sadly Jasmine could not make it to the computer tonight so I am filling in for her. H and I are the letters for today because Jasmine failed to post last time too. Seriously, what is up with all the short posts? Let's get some content in these things!
So, since h and i can make a word, I'll start with that word. Hi! Yes, hi. I know that it's kind of lame but it is the best I could think of in this short time span. Hi is a great way to greet someone when you aren't feeling like a teenager (Hey) or a proper adult (Hello). Hi is also in many words in our dictionary, including high, amphibian, child, and many more words that I don't feel like copying and pasting. Now if you want to break up the letters, I can create a few more stuff.
H
Hmm, since Jasmine did Harry Potter last time I will do hypnotism. I'm personally in to hypnotism and all that fun stuff. Few people actually believe in it or are susceptible to it, but I will use my family as an example. My mother said my youngest mother would be most susceptible to it, my second brother probably wouldn't be affected and I was a mystery. Thanks mom for giving me a straight-forward answer as usual. There are multiple ways to hypnotize a person, including clocks, voices, and this funny picture below!














Beautiful, isn't it? Of course, this is more of an optical illusion, which will be discussed below.
I
Optical illusions are fun to look at, so instead of me droning on about them, here are a few.

























So here is 26 Ways To Fail. This is Molly Annott Rinson, signing off.

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

(sigh) Where are you...? I am looking for you... Where did you go...? You left your body behind again! Please come back... The body doesn't know what to do with itself, and the brain is just plain hopeless. The notorious wooden desk has haunted the poor abandoned body with "hugs"... Please help... No one else is allowed to revive this morbid animated object... No one else can pull the strings. Your goofiness and confidence (though it may be very small) is needed! Come on! You've cheered up many other people (miraculously). You have another job! You know very darn well that you can't get fired from this never-ending job! You can change form as much as you want, but you need to do your job! You aren't going to get paid if you stray like that! Stay here, where you belong. Your body needs help... Your soul needs help... Please come back and pull the tangled strings of this lifeless puppet...

Lucky 13

In keeping with the tradition of short posts, um... Goodbye for now.

Peter Rosen

You Have a Problem

Sorry that this is really late, but I forgot about this until now.

Inform you on the new developments on Tuesday.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Sorry I failed and didn't post yesterday. >:) was supposed to cover me but it failed. Sorry.

Jasmine Crespo

Where Are You??

Ok, since no one has posted in two days *cough cough* GET POSTING *cough cough* I will post something that I was planning to write about before I quit the columns. (Long story, if you want to know more, go to my second post. Though it doesn't really tell you much either.) Let's see how this goes.
Oreos
Oreos. Oreos are the most wonderful thing in the world, well, it's probably tied with Reese's peanut butter cups, but that's a whole different story, so I will focus on Oreos. I'm sure most of you have heard that oreos are milks best friend, and while this may be true, it is true in more than one respect. Oreos go good with milk, ice cream, yogurt, and other milk products that I can not think of off the top of my head. Other non-milk products that I CAN think of are strawberries, reese's (yum) and breakfast. I know breakfast isn't really a food, but I'll keep it anyway. There is also a great skill required if you are to eat oreos the "cool" way. You must be able to twist the oreo and leave the white filling undisturbed. It took my years, but I finally mastered the art. (Look! A hyperbole!) Twisting the oreo just the right way is difficult though, but if you want to eat it normally, I guess it doesn't really matter.
So let's do some editing and see if I can find the right shade. Never tried this before.
YEAH! It is the right one. I feel like a ninja. I don't have a super secret message, besides maybe CAKE! Jasmine, you know what I'm talking about. As should you Alison, Marisa, Melissa, and anyone else that is to be at Jasmine's party. If you don't, well then you really are just an idiot. Don't mean to be mean but that's just me. LOOK! A RHYME!
So there is my ridiculously short post once again. After several months, I'm sure nobody missed it but oh well. Maybe it will motivate you people to POST! Thank you. That is all.

Taylor Tomlinson (Allys, Tally, Tanya, etc. I don't have a nicknames post so there is a few :3)

Lucky 13

It is late and I have much to tell, but no time to tell it.

Good Night.

Peter Rosen

Finally.

Ehem. Well. I just have to announce that finally, i have had my first victory, with many more to come. Madagascar is mine, and you should all fear me.
Anyone wish to guess my method? You should be trembling in your mukluks.
It was a short and fiery battle, and now i rule the island. Now, you may not think this is a great accomplishment, but it has the clues to another island...
No ninny-mouse, not that one.
>:D

Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

-From the desk of Mr. O,
Goodbye. May you be swept away suddenly in a whirlwind. I sing gleefully in your absence. I sing songs peacefully and without a care. Fly away. Don't die, but fly away. Come back when I am ready. Grow wings, jump off a cliff, it matters not, but let me live, I ask you! If only you were clever enough to put on a disguise. A disguise not to fool my eyes, but to please them. We jump around hand in hand dancing. We are happy if you leave. We may even tighten our grip of friendship. Please, we love you, secretly, deep down, somewhat, at least slightly. Wipe that tear off your face. Here's a tissue. Bon voyage, and let us party! La la laaa! We don't miss you! Goodbye! Have a safe trip! We won't actually forget you! Cheers!










To: Homework

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome to You Have a Problem.

I want to depart from the SSS idea for a second and move onto something else.

Have you ever had a time where you have to be somewhere (I am going to use a recital as an example) and you are told to be there 10-15 minutes early. Say the recital is at 3:00 and at 2:00 your parent tells you that it is time to go. Well, the place isn't to far away, so you protest saying that it is too early, but they take you anyway. There ends up to be no traffic on the road and get there in 10 minutes. Well, you have nowhere to go and don't want to wait in the lobby of the place, so you go inside and listen to the other recitals, that you have no desire whatsoever to hear, and have to listen to those for 45 minutes. Well this hypothetical situation would be absolutely horrible for me, but of course this is hypothetical.

Well that was my little rant.

Well, that is all for...

Wait

Wait

What is this?

I have just been informed that Patrick Suanda has destroyed all toast in Sri Lanka!!!!

Wait, Sri Lanka?

Wait, the tiny thing?

Oh, Oh, well apparently a plane was flying above that was delivering a lot of toast and toast related products to China, but the plane was destroyed. I am not sure what has happened, but I am told it seemed to just disintegrate.

Well, now I think that is all...

What now?

Oh my dinner is ready.

Ok then

Goodbye

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Sorry if you haven't caught the error yet but q comes before f. My apologies. Today is G. So let's do good grades. In Spanish we did a reflection about our video project. So here is my reflection with the commentary. I hope you see the funny part of it. (comments in **)

Reflection

For one week in Spanish class, I got to be a director. I cast my friends in "DJ AVAA Studio's production of Subject Pronouns. I had Dany, Amanda, Allie, Vanessa, and Alison in my group. The week was filled with deadlines and lack of sleep. *Sorry* Well, at least the last day. We worked hard on our video and worked together well.

What I personally did was I was the technical producer and editor. I recorded all of the voice clips, supplied the camera and spent 7 hours *wow I know how you feel* on a computer fixing bunk files and putting the video all together. We couldn't all meet together at each others houses due to scheduling conflicts but we managed to record all of the voice clips in the hallway. On Thursday night, I had play practice until 6pm. I spent an hour on food (dinner0 and other homework then immediately started working on the video. I sacrificed sleep for this. From 7-11 I worked on editing the sound files to correct any errors and to choose the best takes. From 11-1am I slept and then form approximately 1:14 am I started working on the pictures and charts in the video. I fine tuned the music and timing at around 4 am and was finally finished by 4:45. bur of course my then I couldn't sleep and I had to get ready for school. so I hope that it was all worth it considering I am crashing right now in 6th period. *It was great!!!*

The reason why I taught why I taught why I taught is because I like Spanish and I think people should know about Spanish. There is also the fact that this was an assignment that was worth a lot of points on my grade and that i had to teach my peers. this video was different because it was the easiest to do with the schedules we all had. Also catchy graphics seem to attract young students to pay attention. The loud music also kept me awake when I was dosing off. *:)*

I learned more about subject pronouns and I memorized them better. I learned easier ways to teach them and i learned how to pull and all nighter for an assignment and to juggle play rehearsal and a normal school life. *Great life skill* I learned that I crash in 6th period with 2 hours of sleep. I learned I truly love the Spanish language.

I would just like to say that this was an amazing experience and I learned so much about subject pronouns. This may be the insomnia talking but this assignment was awesome. we had so much fun recording and even with all of the stress, I managed to pull it off. My only regret is that the video might not have been creative enough. If only we had had another week then it might have been better. *It was creative and you did great!! Thanks for working so hard!*

And I got 30/30 points. Sarcasm Sr. Seevink does not know how to detect. So enjoy I guess...

Jasmine Crespo