Moo, Shipoopi, and Shoopuf

(sigh) Where are you...? I am looking for you... Where did you go...? You left your body behind again! Please come back... The body doesn't know what to do with itself, and the brain is just plain hopeless. The notorious wooden desk has haunted the poor abandoned body with "hugs"... Please help... No one else is allowed to revive this morbid animated object... No one else can pull the strings. Your goofiness and confidence (though it may be very small) is needed! Come on! You've cheered up many other people (miraculously). You have another job! You know very darn well that you can't get fired from this never-ending job! You can change form as much as you want, but you need to do your job! You aren't going to get paid if you stray like that! Stay here, where you belong. Your body needs help... Your soul needs help... Please come back and pull the tangled strings of this lifeless puppet...