You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome. I have bad new good new and more bad news. We still do not know where Santa Claus, and the elves have stopped production of toys. This is very bad for some obvious reasons. Now onto the good news. We have some names of new SSS members

Sara Mebill

Ella Eniff

Henri Verdivetik

The bad news is that these are just the letters of Marisa Bell (Sara Mebill), Allie Neff (Ella Eniff), and Kevin the Driver (Henri Verdivetik). Just in case that Marisa and Allie are SSS members, we have them in custody, but they still do have a lot of freedom, because we do not believe that they are actual members. Another bit of unfortunate news is that Peter Rosen has been captured. He was a great help to our organization. We are in all efforts to get him back, but we have no idea where he is. Also since we are trying to get the location of Patrick Suanda, Santa Claus, Peter, and the SSS members, our agents are growing thin. We really need your help. Please for the good of toast, help us, help you.

Aninimous