Lucky 13

It has come to my attention that it would be a wise move to join the anti-SSS. You see, they have succeeded in taking down the Penguin Police in Antarctica. There is still a resistance, but it is small, and its focus is entirely on the anti-SSS and its allies.

*Special Note*

To whom it may concern:
We have finally succeeded in the final stages of the plan. The chemical balances have been checked and double checked. The capsules are prepared to perfection. The special device is complete. We are ready. It is all systems go. We strike after Christmas.

To everyone else:
Have you had the uncontrollable urge to dance like a penguin recently?

*Un-Special Note*

Anyway, I've done some recruiting and have the ultimate ally for the anti-SSS. And he is...

Santa Claus!

After all,

He sees you when you're sleeping.

He knows when you're awake.

He knows you've joined the SSS,

So be warned for goodness sake!

And that's all for that topic.

Now onto other stuff. Blah, blah, blah.

Well, that's all for today.

Peter Rosen