Saturday, January 29, 2011

Lucky 13

I think it is my duty to tell all readers that the spelling of Aninimous is quite intentional. To update all those who are confused I will republish a post previously titled "Reference for the Toast War".


I think that it may be wise to clearly state just who is involved in the Toast War. You know, as a sort of index/glossary/reference sheet. It's getting to be quite complicated.

First we'll list the 3 major organizations involved:

1. The SSS (Secret Society of Students) This seemingly evil society aims to get rid of all toast. They have been quite successful in both Antarctica and Australia, as well as Russia and Murray. They have many resources. Further goals are unknown.

2. The anti-SSS (anti-Secret Society of Students)* They only have one goal: stop the SSS. They are allied with the Penguin Police. Their successes have been few and far between. However, with recent successes over the SSS they have gained momentum.

3. The S of T (Society of Toast) This fairly new society seems to have one goal: protect toast. They don't necessarily oppose the SSS, but they are currently at odds. The leaders,
Taylor Josie and Isaac Erekson, are not directly connected with this blog.

Now let's talk about the people who matter:

1. Patrick Suanda- the mysterious mastermind behind the SSS.

2. Steven Pappas, Kevin the Driver, Henri Verdivekt (formerly known as Ron Petrese), the Marble Sail, Allie Neff-SSS members (not all are listed)

3. Aninimous-the penguin leader and co-founder of the anti-SSS; Patrick Suanda's arch nemesis

4. Santa Claus- agent for the anti-SSS; attempted to create a list of SSS members before being captured

5. Jessica Morpen-only other known anti-SSS agent

6. Isaac Erekson and Taylor Josie- co-founders and leaders of the S of T

7. The Jellyfish Ambassador-a mysterious person who leads an army of jellyfish army; does not have any clear affiliation

8. >:D-SSS affiliate that seems to have disappeared

9. Jasmine Crespo-a thus far neutral person, who may play a larger role in the conflict in the near future.

10. Peter Rosen-the co-founder of the anti-SSS; he left the anti-SSS because of frustration with its performance; previous arch-nemesis of Patrick Suanda; slightly leaning toward the S of T, although unlikely to join


*Sometimes called Save All Toast (SAT)


I hope you enjoyed reading!

Peter Rosen

4 comments:

  1. If it's okay for me to ask, what does SSS stand for?

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  2. Sorry I haven't been on for so long, I have been "busy". First off, SSS stands for Secret Society of Students! It is in the article! All you have to do is READ!!! Anyway, I would like to update the article. The SSS has also destroyed toast in Russia, and in Murray. This will of course need to be updated more, but that is all for now.
    Patrick Suanda.

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  3. Thanks but wouldn't it not be secret since you are exposing it on the blog???

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  4. So tell me, how do you join the SSS? What are their long term plans? Plenty of things that we know about are secret. Like Area 51. We know that SOMETHING goes on there, but we don't know what. We know it exists, but what happens there? WE DON'T KNOW. Hence, knowing about something doesn't unsecretify it. (Yes I know it's not a word, but it should be.)

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