I'm sorry this is late. I was just performing at the District Orchestra Day concert. Today I will continue with our discussion of world domination.
Today we'll talk about...
The reasons why world domination plans fail!...but I don't have time.
Here are five reasons:
1. Accident prone
2. Bad Planning
3. Stopped by a hero ('hero' is a relative term)
4. Self Destruct button
5. General stupidity
Post a comment on which one is the most important and why!
Peter Rosen
P.S. I will talk about this next time (I hope).
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'Accident prone', 'Stopped by a hero', and 'bad planning' are all of the excuses revealed by the evil mastermind, to put out a false image and to decieve people into thinking that their plan for world domination has failed, when really the answer to almost every villain's (assumed) failure is the Self Destruct Button. Here are the reasons why: 1.The button is a test used in order to examine the plan's flaws and defaults, as well as it's successes. It is crucial for a plan to be tested, in order for it to be fixed, and for the villain to move onto the next flaw, etc., until the plan is completely flawless, which hasn't happened yet only because the whole proccess of dominating the world is so extremely complicated.
ReplyDelete2. It puts out the image to the public that the villain's plan is not a success, so that the mastermind can continue to study on the same concept in peace, without their enemies knowing.
3. The self destruct button is shiny and huge (usually), and this is where 'general stupidity' comes in. Sometimes the button is pushed accidentally, because the villain is mesmorized by it's luster and cannot resist pushing the button, no matter the restraints. This is a circumstance in which the villain really has failed, and all because of stupidity and that stupid shiny red button!
4. The Self Destruct Button is AWESOME!
-Aurora