For this next installment of 26 Ways to Fail I will be doing the next letter in the alphabet! To those of you who are very smart, you will have noticed that today's picture is not of the actual letter "b" but of the "Mighty Bee"! And also to the savvy reader you will notice that this post is blue. Have you gotten the message yet?? Today's letter is B! *note: this is not sesame street so we do NOT have a number of the day, if we did it would be either, 2, 5, 7, 3.141592654...,13 or 22. Moving on. I have been contemplating this subject for approximately... today. So I have multiple B subjects. First way to fail in the B category is.....Blogging!!!!Blogging-The way to fail in blogging is letting an amazing blog die over the summer then having 5 random people make it appear as though the blog were alive. To the 5 of you reading... Mission accomplished.
Book Writing- To the many of you who write books, (myself included) the way to fail is to either give up, burn your book after the first rejection letter, or not finish it. I am not the greatest example of this because I have 5 books that I am writing and NONE of them are finished. Good think that this month is... *drumroll* NaNoWriMo!!!!!! So enter if you dare and good luck with your sanity after. *note: this applies only if you had sanity to begin with.
*A special thanks to Peter Rosen who honored me in his column and because I have just decided to I now have the power to give awards amongst the bloggers. So here are the nominees...
*Taylor Tomlinson for best post about potatoes and worst use of the word Jasmine
*Peter Rosen for the most random post ever and for an enthralling competition (which I won!!)
**Marisa Bell as our new photographer! (I hired her Peter...)
*Aninimous for the most lacking appearance on the blog so far
*Ms. LaFortune for her publicity efforts (which successfully failed)
*And Me! For absolutely nothing. I already won Peter's competition so I will let the other people shine.
**random note: In order to have 1.8 people miss a problem on a math test, one of them has to be missing a tooth.
***BIOLOGY FIELD TRIP TOMORROW!!! Sadly we miss English. Oh well. But we get to see turtles and not drowning tortoises.... (that was made to be depressing)
Sincerely?
Jasmine Crespo
Yay 26! Love the number, but that isn't exactly an article.
ReplyDeleteMarisa B.
Uh... Check again?
ReplyDelete-Jasmine Crespo
I was on before you put any letters in so give me a break!
ReplyDeleteMarisa B.
How could you be so cruel as to mention the drowning tortoises!!!!! And TURTLES!!!! I think we all know what I'm writing about partly on Friday now xD
ReplyDeleteTaylor Tomlinson
I am offended!! (See Mrs. Lafortune, I only did two this time. I am getting better.) Just because I have not made an appearance (yet) does not mean I will not. I also had an idea about doing my blog on Tuesdays and Sundays, but who knows. For all of the readers anticipating Tuesday, I will tell you, it has to do with fire alarms, and toast. Yes, I said toast. So tune in tomorrow for "You have a Promblem". Also Jasmine, I think I should win the award, whatever it is. I am going to talk about toast, I mean, come on, that is better than a man is only as smart as his ... wait a sec, its coming to me, um um ... um oh wisdom.
ReplyDeleteAninimous
Only as WISE as his wisdom, Aninimous! Not smart-WISE.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jasmine, HOW DARE YOU HIRE SOMEONE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! MARISA,ON BEHALF OF JASMINE, I FIRE YOU!
On behalf of myself I rehire you.
Peter Rosen
Yay! I don't have to work for Jasmine anymore! Is there anything I can do to ease your life oh grand and exalted boss?
ReplyDeleteMarisa B.
Well well....I love the humor. Such wit, such passion. Keep it up. And yes, I noticed the decline in exclamation points.:)
ReplyDeleteAll I have to say, is the students who don't read the blog (and I am going to assume other do who do not comment) are missing out!
Ms. L
*On behalf of Peter, I fire you Marisa*
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of *me* I rehire you also.
Enjoy your promotion,
Love,
Jasmine Crespo
HOW DARE YOU JASMINE!?!~(just for kicks)
ReplyDeleteOh fine then, Marisa, you are hired in one way or another, by one person or another. Can we stop this argument now?
Peter Rosen
P.S. Marisa, Jasmine fires you.
I hire you.
What? I couldn't resist.
ReplyDeleteNice!! I'm glad you resisted the temptation of saying Jasimine instead of Jasmine. Though that would have been nice...
ReplyDeleteJasmine Crespo
(or 52+ names not to be mentioned)