Melissa's Alter Egos (Or Just the Names of Them)

1. Melissa
2. Tatazi
3. Zi
4. Tin Woman (Another Long Story...)
5. Buffy (Melissa's almost name)
6. Candy (Another almost name)
7. Umni (Another almost name)
8. Virginie (French)
9. Nubs (Her fingers are going to fall off and this is what we have to call her)
10. Missy
11.Gnome (Long story... It's supposed to be Noam for Naomi but.... just look up the word gnome and you'll know why this is so ironic.) (if you can't get it that's fine because we had to get Jazzymine to explain it to us)
12. Nightlight
13. 2-10 (Ask Melissa on this)
14.Frances
15. The Headless Horsewoman (we have a thing for long stories)
16. FrMeTaBr (first two letters of every name in her name)
17. Biter (Feel free to ask, Melissa really doesn't feel embarrassed, it's about how she got kicked out of preschool.)
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This commentary is by Jasmine and Marisa
Both of my best friends are possibly crazy and wanted to count the names I have. So we did it to them too. Say what you might. Just read and enjoy, if you don't spit out your milk while you're reading this. -Jasmine C.
You do know that you brought this up and you agreed to posting these. If any one does spit out milk we take no responsibility for your ruined computer. -Marisa B.
I love milk! It's so awesome! I used to not like it, but now I do! If you have any questions about my numerous names, feel free to ask. Many have personal stories. If you have any other names that we forgot, please let us know at school or via comments! I love you all! You're absolutely, fabulously fantabulous! As well as neato, rad, spiffy, and nifty! As well as many more awesome adjectives that I would write but it would take FOREVER, and I'm extremely lazy. Plus, it's fingerpainting time!