You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome to You Have a Problem.

I hope that you are all having a great New Year's Eve.

I don't have anything new to report ... so... ... ...

Happy Holiday (Yes, I left out the "s" on purpose)

Aninimous

P.S. Jamsime, if you haven't read yet, the Pink Panther is WRONG!!!

26 Ways to Fail

对于这个非常特殊的方式失败26段，我要摊位。是的，所有拖延的重要任务。我想要做的星期一r的，因为它是鲁贝戈德堡机一天。是的，你们都必须输入。请输入。如果你不记得的规则点击这里 。这篇文章是翻译成好昙花一现的语言，这是在学校里学那么享受这种随机的。这几乎是新的年...事实上，它的新年前夕的前夕！所以走出了卡拉OK套，流行一些天真活泼的苹果汁和2010年倒计时的最后几天。

茉莉花克雷斯波

Aus diesem sehr speziellen Segment von 26 Ways to Fail, ich werde zum Stillstand kommen. Ja, die alle wichtige Aufgabe Stocken. Ich will bis zum Montag wollen r auf, da es Tag ist Rube Goldberg Machine. Ja, Sie müssen alle Kraft. Bitte geben Sie. Wenn Sie sich erinnern nicht den Regeln klicken Sie hier . Dieser Beitrag ist blip übersetzt in die Sprachen dieser gut an, die unterrichtet werden, so genießen Sie diese Schule nach dem Zufallsprinzip. Es ist fast Silvester ... In der Tat-es ist Silvester Vorabend! So bekommen die karoke setzt, Pop einige Schampus Apfelwein und zählen die letzten Tage des Jahres 2010.

Jasmine Crespo

Para este segmento muy especial de 26 maneras de fallar, voy a plaza. Sí, la importante tarea de todos los del atascamiento. Lo que quiero hacer r el lunes, ya que es la máquina de Rube Goldberg días. Sí, todos debemos participar. Por favor, introduzca. Si no recuerdas las reglas, haga clic aquí . Este mensaje se traduce en bien los idiomas que se enseñan en esta escuela para disfrutar de este bache al azar. Es Año Nuevo casi ... De hecho, es víspera de Año Nuevo! Así que los juegos Karoke, pop un poco de sidra de manzana burbujeante y cuenta atrás de los últimos días de 2010.

Jasmine Crespo

Pour ce segment très particulier du 26 Ways to Fail, je vais décrochage. Oui l'importance de la tâche tout décrochage. Je veux faire r le lundi car il est Goldberg jours machine de Rube. Oui, vous devez tous entrer. S'il vous plaît entrer. Si vous ne vous souvenez des règles cliquez ici . Ce message est traduit dans bien des langues qui sont enseignées dans cette école alors profitez de cette blip aléatoire. C'est presque du Nouvel An ... En fait, c'est la veille veille du Nouvel An! Alors, sortez les jeux karaoke, pop un peu de cidre de pomme pétillant et le compte à rebours des derniers jours de 2010.

Jasmine Crespo

For this very special segment of 26 Ways to Fail, I am going to stall. Yes the all important task of stalling. I want to do r on Monday since it is Rube Goldberg Machine day. Yes, you all must enter. Please enter. If you don't remember the rules click here. This post is translated into well the languages that are taught at this school so enjoy this random blip. It's almost New Years... In fact- it's New Year's eve eve! So get out the karoke sets, pop some bubbly apple cider and count down the last days of 2010.

Jasmine Crespo

P.S.

Sorry if the translations are wrong.

Lucky 13

Just to tell everybody who cares, >:D ate toast last night around 6:30 p.m. Otherwise, he has practically dropped of the face of the planet...uh...blog. Thank you Marisa and the Marble Sail for your impressive research on Santa. My advice to Marisa: escape quickly. (The anti-SSS always shows up two and a half hours late; the faster you escape, the sooner they show up.)

Anyway, my major topic for today is the Jellyfish Ambassador! I put the name in purple because he/she seems to have a preference for purple jellyfish. Really. Check it out:

http://honors9th.blogspot.com/2010/12/attack-of-jellyfish.html

So we'll start off with some definitions. These are all from dictionary.com.

The-
(used to mark a proper noun, natural phenomenon, ship, building, time, point of the compass, branch of endeavor, or field of study as something well-known or unique)

Jellyfish-
1. any of various marine coelenterates of a soft, gelatinous structure, esp. one with an umbrellalike body and long, trailing tentacles; medusa.

2. Informal . a person without strong resolve or stamina; an indecisive or weak person.

Ambassador-
1. a diplomatic official of the highest rank, sent by one sovereign or state to another as its resident representative (ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary).

2. a diplomatic official of the highest rank sent by a government to represent it on a temporary mission, as for negotiating a treaty.

3. a diplomatic official serving as permanent head of a country's mission to the United Nations or some other international organization.

4. an authorized messenger or representative.

Special thanks to dictionary.com.

Now, we must assume that the fourth definition of 'ambassador' is the one that applies to our particular interests. His or her intentions are far from diplomatic; thus the other three are ruled out. And I doubt he or she is involved with the United Nations.

Now 'jellyfish' is the term that really intrigues me. There are two definitions and we only have two facts that may or may not give us this information. First off, the Jellyfish Ambassador is escorted by the "Man of War jellyfish". Now there is, in fact, a variety of jellyfish (1st definition) that is called the Portuguese man-of-war. However, to be fair, the jellyfish ambassador did not specify whether the escort was Portuguese or not. This leads us to believe that this phrase relates to a different definition. You see, a man of war is also a type of ship. So the term "Man of War jellyfish" is more likely to be a group of weak or indecisive people that are trained for operating such a ship.

Now our second hint is the two pictures. Now these ones clearly point to them being jellyfish of the first definition. However, these pictures were posted by an ambassador. And ambassadors are (or at least should be) masters of public relations. If this person possessed such skills, then they would realize that pictures of weak and indecisive people would be unimpressive. Therefore, the credibility of all similar claims as to the definition of jellyfish by said ambassador is very doubtful.

I can't say much about 'the'. It's pretty straightforward.

I guess the only way we'll solve this problem is to gain information from Patrick Suanda and Reper Stone who have seen said jelly fish.

Until next time.

Peter Rosen

You Have A Problem

Hello and welcome. We are here after the holidays, and now Patrick Suanda is back up to his dastardly deeds. His minions are out in force again all over Murray. Jessica Morpen, your first job is to capture as many SSS agents as possible. I have seen many of them in force around the movie theaters. If you can do that, then great.

Patrick, Jasmine brings up a question. Are you really just a scrooge, that has had bad childhood experiences. If you are you should just tell us, and we can stop all of this nonsense.

Also, you do not think that Aninimous is my real name. I know my parents had bad choices of names, but I did not think that they did that bad. I can't believe you don't think that this is my real name.

Anyway, Santa is safe now and in our custody. Well, now I have some quotes for you guys to figure out.

1. Let me get you up to speed. We know nothing. Now you are up to speed.

2. And I do speak English. Oh Really. Prove it.

3. What do you think this is?

A tape recorder?

No. It only looks like a tape recorder. It's actually a pen.

4. What is the password!

Ambargur.

You have to say these all in a French accent.

That is all for now.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Welcome to 26 Ways to Fail! Isn't today a wonderful day? It's so quiet and peaceful... To bad the snow that came was a little late and that it didn't snow on Christmas. Oh well the next major event is New Years! So enjoy the peaceful time until then. By now most of you are enjoying your Christmas presents and having a ball! Or are really bored out of your mind. At least we all have The Little Prince to read. That will keep you busy for the 45 seconds it takes to read... okay more like minutes but it still is a REALLY quick read. So Q is it now...Hmm... Here are the answers! Mwa haha.....
Q: Are you going to quit?
A: Not at the moment. Maybe never. I have no idea.
Q:Are you really joining the anti-SSS?
A:I am undecided yet. Jessica Morpen joined the anti-SSS if anyone noticed. But not me. I still need more proof on both sides to decide.
Q:Does Patrick Suanda really not hate Christmas?
A:He probably is a scrooge and had a bad childhood with Christmas. Can't really blame him. Also, considering he is evil he probably always got coal and/or socks for Christmas. That tends to scar a child. He probably is a big softy with a big warm heart that tries to act tough because he is sensitive.
Q:Will Aninimous' true identity ever be revealed?
A:Everyone basically already knows. So... Pending...
Q:Will I ever stop asking yes or no questions?
A:Possibly (see there was one)
Q:Will i continue asking useless questions?
A:There is not really useless questions, just redundant, rhetorical...etc...
Q:Was the lower case i intentional?
A:Yes

Have a nice break and remember:

Have a Happy New Year!

Jasmine Crespo

P.S.
Thanks to all who asked questions. Shame on all those who didn't.

P.P.S
Here's a question/logic puzzle I love!

Who owns the fish?

The Brit lives in the red house

The Swed keeps dogs as pets

The Dane drinks tea

The green house is on the left of the white house

The green homeowner drinks coffee

The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds

The owner of the yellow house smokes Dun Hill

The man living in the center house drinks milk

The Nor lives in the first house

The man who smokes Blends lives next to the house with cats

The owner who smokes Bluemaker drinks beer

The German smokes Prince

The Nor Lives next to the blue house

The man who smokes blends has a neighbor who drinks water

This is a really good and hard one. Enjoy! (and I want to see if your answers match up with mine...)

A Christmas Dilemma

Santa Claus came this morning, and went just as quickly, leaving behind presents and candy galore. The festivities were fun, and it was the best day of the year, and no one even remembered the bulging stocking that was shoved in a corner throughout the busy day. Now here I sit, staring at my boatload of candy, from Santa and from friends (especially one friend in particular) and wonder how on earth I am going to dispose of it. I cannot eat it all, that's for certain, lest I become 30 pounds heavier in one week, but I cannot just leave it sitting in the open, and my family will not even be able to eat it all. So what should I do with it? No one can let good candy go to waste....
*Please comment


-Aurora

Lucky 13

I won't say much. Just very simply:

Merry Christmas

Peter Rosen

Christmas Present for...

This is a Christmas Present for:
Jasmine C.
Peter Rosen
Aninimous
All the SSS members
Anyone else involved in this blogs madness
Username: nationpenguino@gmail.com
Password: thelucky13
Please go to this website and get the password and username from this post it will only be up for a while so please go as fast as you can:

www.26waystofail.blogspot.com

Merry Christmas!

For the Believers

Santa Facts

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species
of living organism yet to be classified, and while most of these are
insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule our flying reindeer,
which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. But since
Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist
children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - or 378 million
according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)
rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.8 millions homes. One
presumes there's at least one "good" child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different
time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels East to
West (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with good children,
Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump
down the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each one of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed
around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but for the
purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78
miles per household, a total trip of 75 and a half million miles, NOT
counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours,
plus feeding etc. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per
second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purpose of comparison, the
fastest man made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky
27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per
hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each
child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego Set (2 lbs), the sleigh is
carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight.
On landing, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 330 pounds. Even granting
that "flying reindeer" (see point 1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we
cannot do the job with eight, or even nine reindeer. We need 214,200 reindeer. This
increases the payload, not even counting the weight of the sleigh, to 353,430 tons!
Again for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth!

353,430 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This
will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as space craft re-entering the earths
atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy ...
per second ... EACH! In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously,
exposing the reindeer behind them, and creating deafening Sonic Booms in their wake.
The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa,
meanwhile, will be subject to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity.
A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his
sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

So how does Santa do it? How does Santa complete the trip year after year? Is there
something else that we don't know?

Of course silly... Santa is a magical, Mystical Elf... you just have to believe in
him and his Incredible,Magical, Mystical Extraordinary powers!

Everyone knows that when he touches his nose Magic Happens!

If you don't, you'll be put on his naughty List

This is brought to you by the Marble Sail in a temporary alliance with Marisa Bell. Soon, Marisa shall be executed so she wishes to give you all a Chirstmas gift. Please contact her as soon as you can as this blog is insecure. The contact information is as follows: Email: Contact Jasmine if you don't have it already, Phone #: Contact Jasmine, or Any other means of communication: Contact Jasmine.
-the Marble Sail

Who Have a Problem

MERRY CHRISTMAS eve. I hope that you are all excited for christmas. Both me and Patrick Suanda have decided to stop our war... for now. So, Patrick told me that he did not have any evil schemes planned. Although one thing he did do was sing a song. Here is goes.

You see Valentines is torture and my birthday is a mess

New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Days a pest

Halloweens, a horror, but I guess I must confess, that I really don't hate Christmas.

You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fools is just a bore.

Mardi Gras a waste unless you own candy store

All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor, but I really don't hate Christmas.

Now it isn't that I like it at the most I feel ambivalent,

but should I really just destroy it, I admit, that I am still on the fence, it makes me tense!

From the evil scientist community, i'm sure to get ejected,

but for Christmas I can seem to summon, any true objective

I mean what is there to hate, I mean its really so subjective

Thought I really don't hate Christmas

I hate puppy dogs, and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring

Heck, I even hate the sunshine, and the birdies when they sing,

I can work up animosity for almost anything, but I really don't hate Christmas.

Thought my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad you see.

So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy... whats wrong with me.

How can I prove that I'm and evil villain worth his salt, that with a holiday so jolly, I can't even find a fault

If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault,

but I really don't hate Christmas. (This is all from memory so I might be wrong.)

I don't have, or feel like writing anything else for now so

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Forget the alphabet! Today is 26 Ways to Fail:

Christmas Special!

I was originally going to have a video of me making a Christmas food but that failed. So instead I'm going to improvise. Christmas is a time for family. Speaking of, my grandparents are staying with me until Sunday! I love them... but with love comes taunt as all of you know.:) My grandma's hair color is interesting this holiday... It's Peach! I am now addicted to chocolate because I received a lot of it for Christmas and got some homemade chocolate treats from my chocolate making Great Aunt Betty. I really want to thank all of my friends for everything.

Please this holiday: FORGET ABOUT THE SSS AND THE ANTI-SSS! ALSO SOFT! Okay. Please guys this is a very special day! It's Christmas Eve Eve! Sing a whole bunch of carols!

Please someone learn "Baby it's cold outside" because I have it stuck in my head and I really want to sing it. Enjoy your break guys! AND ENTER MY CONTEST.

Jasmine Crespo

P.S.

Monday is q for Questions so ask me some questions. I don't care how many or what the content. I know I'm going to pay for it but I'll anwer anything.

Lucky 13

Christmas is back on! Oh yeah did I mention I escaped? Henri (that's Ron by the way-Henri Verdivekt) really didn't even put up that much of a fight. It was easy. Santa will be free until Christmas-I guarantee it. Beyond that, well, the SSS is a powerful organization. And after Christmas, I am officially de-associating myself with the anti-SSS. They simply do not get the job done. I will be a partner with the SofT. They seem promising

Merry Christmas!

Peter Rosen

Lucky 13

Mwahahahaha!

No Christmas comes this year! Santa is captured! The failure to solve the last of the Suanda puzzles means that we will never let Peter go! And toast will be removed from the planet!

Mwahahahaha!

Ron Petrese

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome. I have good news. Jasmine Crespo is now on our side. She has decided to join us after a very long debate between me and Patrick Suanda (If you haven't read the 84 comment yet, I warn you, it might take an hour or so to read the whole thing.). Other good news, is that we are very close to Peter's destination, and will have him back in the next day at most. In other news, we now know that Patrick Suanda is attempting an attack on Murray and have seen many of him goons, busy. We have seen them going to almost every building in Murray and running back out. We have found nothing unusual in the place they were at. We have captured three members, but they are not saying anything. Also, I have heard of another organization. There call themselves Soft, or S of T, or something like that. They say that they go where the toast goes, but I am not really sure. They seem to be on our side, but I can't really tell. I will inform you when I know more about this organization. I warn everybody in Murray of what is going on, and I hate to say this, but your friends, might in fact be your enemy. We cautious.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

It's what you all have been waiting for...

Penguins!

Or P! P is an amazing letter! It even starts off an amazing number... Pi! Which is (This is only to the millionth decimal place. It goes on forever...so...) (for those of you who don't have it memorized.(I do to the 8th place value)):

3. 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
Obviously that is not the millionth decimal place, I have just spent the last hour trying to get this thing to do a million but it almost crashed my computer.
What else is there that starts with P? Peter Rosen? Ooh... Interesting idea.. wait oh... no.. that's... too... okay moving on. Ellipses! Hehehe... Polaroids?
Polar Bears?? It's getting to near Christmas.. Which I love! Don't we all love Christmas....
Con mi burrito sabanaro voy camino de belen..... Noel noel!...
铃儿响叮当 or 门铃 (I'm not sure I don't speak/read chinese. Sorry Peter.)
Okay now I'm having difficulties with tape... darn... I WANT WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU STUPID BOX! Okay sorry that was my inner monologue going there.
I love seeing people open stuff during Christmas, especially cards because no one can open a card perfectly. (evil laugh) That's it! People!
People come in many type, shapes and colors. (That sounded weird but let's roll with it! ) People are very interesting especially their habits. I am very observant but very rarely vocalize it so sorry. Some people: (note these are actual things I have noticed about you guys.) Some bite their lower lip when concentrating, some grab their necklaces... A LOT... some make really weird faces, some noses flare when they are lying... some always run their had through their hair. Some laugh in a very... interesting manner. Some play an imaginary piano, ( this one SO applies to me. Thank you for the smirk and the many hand slappings in geography while watching videos Taylor).
Remember: ENTER IN MY RUBE GOLDBERG CONTEST
Have a nice break Wednesday and remember, this was the Monday of school for the rest of the year... DUN DA Daah!
THE SSS! ANINIMOUS! >:D, AHHHHHHH! (better than putting in too many exclamation points.)
Hehehe, okay that was a little fun. Now for some more fun stuff!
Just take the "Doom" Song and replace the word doom for Pengy or penguin. Hehehe.... Okay.... I'm still hyper from 4th period. No more sugar.. seriously it makes me super hyper if I get enough.. especially OREOS! I have a few stories about oreos..... BAD SLEEPOVER... But licorice is always a favorite... (evil laugh) Note: I found the last remaining piece of licorice in my basement a week after school ended last year. So close.. THEN SOMEONE JUST HAD TO STEAL MY SPRITE! :) My apologies again Taylor.
To stop from saying anything else stupid...

Jasmine Crespo

Attack of the Jellyfish!

Greetings! I am the ambassador of the Union of the Jellyfish and the Man of War jellyfish are my escorts. I am here to inform you that your petty arguments are coming to an end. We intend to kill you all in one final stroke. Do not resist, for we have many alliances and it would be unnecessary for us to mobilize them. Thank you for your time.
-The Jellyfish Ambassador

Lucky 13

How did Jasmine find out that last clue? It was supposed to be impossible. Okay, now it's time for the Rumpelstiltskin clue. What is my real name?

Ron Petrese

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome.

I am doing this a little bit early, because I have finished all of my work for now. Now onto the real news. Marisa Bell has in fact been captured by the"Marble Sail" and Allie Neff has been broken out of prison as well. This is very bad news, but the good news is that we are closing in on the location of Patrick Suanda, Kevin the Driver, Ron Petrese, Santa Claus and Peter Rosen. We expect to get them back in the next couple of days. Also, the children across the world are still revolting against their fellow students. We are hoping to get Santa back, so the revolts stop. Also, I have a riddle, I sometimes do riddles when I am stressed. Here it is.

How long is a Chinese man.

Well, so long for now.

Aninimous

P.S. Please answer my question on a previous post.

Welcome to Your Worst Nightmare.

I'm sorry to make this short, but I am here to inform you that one of your number has been taken custody of. Some of you know a person called "Marisa Bell", if that is so, you shall never see her on this blog unless you find her and rescue her. And yes Aninimous, this is an act of the SSS to weaken you. *evil laugh*

-The Marble Sail

26 Ways to Fail

Today is origami.
Origami (折り紙?, from ori meaning "folding", and kami meaning "paper") is the traditional Japanese folk art of paper folding, which started in the 17th century AD and was popularized in the mid-1900s. It has since then evolved into a modern art form. The goal of this art is to transform a flat sheet of material into a finished sculpture through folding and sculpting techniques, and as such the use of cuts or glue are not considered to be origami.

The number of basic origami folds is small, but they can be combined in a variety of ways to make intricate designs. The most well known origami model is probably the Japanese paper crane. In general, these designs begin with a square sheet of paper whose sides may be different colors or prints. Traditional Japanese origami, which has been practiced since the Edo era (1603–1867), has often been less strict about these conventions, sometimes cutting the paper or using nonsquare shapes to start with.
(From Wikipedia)

I used to do a lot of origami in 4th grade but since I lost the book I only know how to make a piano, fish and crane. Well I tried figuring out Ron Petrese's logic puzzle and it has some inconsistencies and needs one more solid clue to solve. Bye for now.

Jasmine Crespo

P.S.
The obvious teems in to what appears wrong. Though something dark (yet light) lies within. It started small but grew big way before its time. Only one will know or find out. Most likely for the secret is immense and the keeper not so trusting. All shall be revealed on the morrow by some way over this weekend.
*Notice one dead give away is if I'm reading Romeo and Juliet
The Second is what that is.
The third explains part.
After the third the fourth explains all.
Too bad tomorrow is the 17th.
Or maybe not.

Masterpiece by Alison Carter

A thought
Sparked in a second
It weaves it way into
The tissues of your brain
Flowing through each part
And reveals to you its idea

Your brain is its canvas
It paints quicker than the speed of light
Each brush stroke creating
A part of the whole picture

There is a time after and before
When you're waiting for the
Next thought to arrive
And complete the last

And then inspiration comes
Quick as lightning
A singeing, flaming fire
Consuming your every being

Your pencil goes down,
Scribbles down the piece of art
In urgency not to lose
The precious insight revealed

The minutes fly like seconds
As you finish, you step back
To view your work and realize
You've created a poem.



Feel free to comment :)

Lucky 13

I got an answer for my first clue, so here's the next one:

We had a little Christmas party at SSS headquarters, and all five of us there brang a treat. The people in attendance were:

Myself
Peter Rosen
Patrick Suanda
Santa Claus
Kevin the Driver

The treats brought were:

Toast
Milk and Cookies
Eggs
Ham
Pie

Each treat was a distinctive color as follows:

Blue
Orange
Green
Purple
Red

To solve this puzzle you have to tell me who brought the toast and what color it was. Here are your clues:

1. Santa brought milk and cookies
2. Neither the eggs nor the ham was green.
3. Kevin didn't bother to cook the eggs.
4. Patrick Suanda didn't bring the toast, but he did bring the red food item.

That's all. Good luck.

Ron Petrese

*Insert evil laugh that slowly fades to nothingness here.*

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome back. We have some very bad news. (This seems to be a trend now doesn't it?) Kids all over the world, have heard that Santa Claus has been captured, and are very very mad. When they heard it was at the fault of the SSS, the kids started to attack fellow classmates, thinking that they might be SSS members. This has been catastrophic, as 26 have major injuries.

In other news, I have been trying to make a treaty to set Santa Claus free, but I have not been able to contact the SSS, so that has gone nowhere yet. Also I have decide to make up names for SSS members in my spare time.

George Eliot

Toni Morrison

Anton Chekhov See if you can tell me where these names are from.

Anyway we think that we are closing in on the locaiton of Santa Claus and will have him back soon.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Well today is n. If this is playing in your head you should be scared. But sing along anyway!

F is for Friends who do stuff together!

U is for you and me!!

N is for anywhere and anytime at all (down here in the deep blue sea)

Or for any SSS members out there...

F is for fire through all the houses(?)!

U is for Uranium.. bombs...

N is for NO SURVIVORS WHEN YOU--

Just Kidding. N is for... Nothing. (to fail do nothing) So here is NOTHING...

Okay, so it's not really nothing, for those of you able to read this I think I have solved Ron Peterese's Puzzle. or the "Sunda" Puzzles. So Quiz me cyborg that is imitating Peter Rosen at the moment....So What should I talk about? Nemisies? Hmm... I know! NAUGHTY and NICE. I have been taken abroad by all the recent SSS activities going on... it's almost like it's rehearsed! Yes that's it! the Elves have been in on it all along!! So are you naughty? or nice? I like to believe I am nice with a tinge of naughty because I tend to like to push people's buttons for humor. (only when I'm bored of course) Taylor can testify to this. Such as.......

GREETINGS CITEZENS OF MAYCOMB, AS YOU KNOW ATTICUS FINCH IS REPRESENTING TOM ROBINSON IN THE CASE AGAINST BOB EWELL.

Taylor, have you screamed yet?

Or this bothers me a lot.....

Hello, i am >:D. i NEVER capitalize my i's when i'm supposed to. i'm SO challenged with grammar the the simplicity of the SHIFT key eludes me. So ask me a question. i KNOW i can answer it without capitalizing any i's. It's amazing how much i bother Jasmine with this. (note that was not real but it had a point)

I'm not sure what bothers Aninimous besides the fact that the SSS is taking over and has taken many of his dear friends. (not including Jessica Morpen)

>:D, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STUPID QUESTION!

(ridiculous, unnecessary, redundant and rhetorical are possible though. )

So last thing that is naughty/annoying....

P.S. WHO IS CONCERNED CLASSMATE!!

REAVEAL YOURSELF PLEASE!

Jasmine Crespo

Challenges, Feared Then Faced.

I was five years old when I made the transition from preschool to kindergarten. I had gone to preschool at Woodstock Elementary, and I would now be going to Longview Elementary to attend kindergarten. Preschool had been fun for me, and I had made lots of friends. However, all of my friends would be attending a different school the coming year than I was. the summer after which I would be going to Longview was a very scary one for me. All I could think about when the topic of going to a new school was how i would not have any of my friends, and I was afraid of all the older kids that would be at my new school. There were many nights when my parents and I would have talks about what I needed to expect in the coming school year, and I would always end up in tears because I could not stand the thought. I was actually convinced that I was not going to make any new friends, and I really didn't like the feeling of growing up at all. The dread that I had been feeling all summer was nothing compared to the dread I felt a week before kindergarten started. I reaelly started to think about what would be happening that coming week, and I felt a hugt knot in my stomach. After a great deal of more thought, it finally occurred to me that there was nothing I could do to prevent it from happening, so I changed the way I thought about it. I don't know that I really consciously made the edecision to change my way of thinking about it, but somehow I did because when the day came that I would be starting kindergarten, I was almost feeling excitement. my mom walked me to Longview and all the way that we walked, I felt like I was being so brave! I look back at it now, and find it funny how brave and invincible I thought I was. All I had really done was accept that there was nothing i could do to change what was inevitably coming, and therefore changed my state of mind on the matter. It really paid off because I ahd a fantastic first day of school. Being brave in this situation, no matter how insignificant it seems now, really changed that event for the better, and taught me a lesson.

Sierra Iams

Lucky 13

Sorry. No solution, no new clue. End of story.

Ron Petrese

P.S. Silly Aninimous! Henri's last name is Verdivekt not Verdivetik. Your informant must have accidentally spelled it wrong.

P.P.S. Oops. Sorry boss

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome. I have bad new good new and more bad news. We still do not know where Santa Claus, and the elves have stopped production of toys. This is very bad for some obvious reasons. Now onto the good news. We have some names of new SSS members

Sara Mebill

Ella Eniff

Henri Verdivetik

The bad news is that these are just the letters of Marisa Bell (Sara Mebill), Allie Neff (Ella Eniff), and Kevin the Driver (Henri Verdivetik). Just in case that Marisa and Allie are SSS members, we have them in custody, but they still do have a lot of freedom, because we do not believe that they are actual members. Another bit of unfortunate news is that Peter Rosen has been captured. He was a great help to our organization. We are in all efforts to get him back, but we have no idea where he is. Also since we are trying to get the location of Patrick Suanda, Santa Claus, Peter, and the SSS members, our agents are growing thin. We really need your help. Please for the good of toast, help us, help you.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Afrikaans - haai (hello) pronounced Ha-i
Amharic "tena yistelegn" is very formal. You can also say " Selam"
Islamic Greeting - السّلام عليكم (peace be upon you) pronounced Assalamou Alykoum
Albanian - Tungjatjeta pronounced To-ngyat-yeta it means have a long life or c'kemi (hi)
A'Leamona - bees-e-lees-e (good day) pronounced tehl-neye-doe
Arabic - صباح الخير (good morning)pronounced sabahou el kheir , مساء الخير (good evening) pronounced masaou el kheir : note that Kh-خ is pronounced from the back of the throat. mArHAbAN-مرحبا (Hello) pronounced Mar-ha-ban
Armenian - barev or parev
Australian - G'day (mostly informal but including strangers pronounced gu-day or ge_day )("G'day mate"); also use is OI pronounced "OI" emphatically
Austrian - Grüßgott (formal, pronounced gree'assgott)/ Servus (Informal, said See-ahh-vass, not like the Latin word)
Azerbaijani - salam (hello) pronounced Sa-lam
Bahamas – hello (formal), hi or heyello (informal), what you sayin', Buyh? (very informal - slang)
Basque - kaixo (pronounced kai-show), egun on (morning; pronounced egg-un own), gau on (night; pronounced gow own)
Bhutan - [kuzu-zangpo]
Bavarian and Austrian German - grüß Gott (pronounced gruess gott), servus (informal; also means "goodbye"; pronounced zair-voos)
Bengali — namaskar (In West Bengal, India)
Bremnian - koali (pronounced kowalee)
British Sign Language(BSL) - Dominant hand wave, from core to outside with the palm facing towards recipient as the hand moves bring it into a thumbs up gesture (Formal 'Hello') Give two thumbs up (Informal Literal Translation 'well?')
Bulgarian - zdravei, zdraveite (to many), zdrasti (informal), Dobro utro (morning), Dobar den (day), Dobar vecher (evening)
Burmese - mingalarba
Cambodian (Khmer)- Sua s'dei (informal), Jum Reap Sour (formal), good morning, Arun Sua s'dei, good afternoon Tivea Sua s'dei, good evening Sayoan Sua s'dei, good night Reatrey Sua s'dei, good bye Lea Hoy (informal), Jum Reap Lea (formal)
Cape-Verdean Creole - oi, olá, Entao or Bon dia
Catalan - hola (pronounced o-la), bon dia (pronounced bon dee-ah)good morning, bona tarda (bona tahr-dah) good afternoon, bona nit (bona neet)good night. You can also say just "Bones (bo-nahs) to make it informal.
Chamorro - hafa adai (hello/what's up?), hafa? (informal), howzzit bro/bran/prim/che'lu? (informal), sup (informal)and all other English greetings
Chichewa - moni bambo! (to a male), moni mayi! (to a female). Muribwanji (moori-bwanji) is used often, as a generalized greeting to everyone.
Chinese - In both Cantonese and Mandarin, it is written as 你好. Cantonese is nei* ho or lei ho (pronounced ne ho or lay ho) and Mandarin is nǐ hǎo (pronounced, nee how) (remember the tones). In Mandarin, you can also say 早上好 (zǎo shàng hǎo) for "Good Morning." *as in eee not a
Congo - mambo
Cook Island - Kia orana (hello)
Cree - Tansi (pronounced Tawnsay)
Croatian - bok (informal), dobro jutro (morning), dobar dan (day), dobra večer (evening), laku noć (night)
Czech - dobré ráno (until about 8 or 9 a.m.), dobrý den (formal), dobrý večer (evening), ahoj (informal; pronounced ahoy)
Danish - hej (informal; pronounced hey), god dag (formal), god aften (evening; formal), hejsa (very informal).
D'ni - shorah (also goodbye or peace)
Double Dutch - hutch-e-lul-lul-o (hello), gug-o-o-dud mum-o-rug-nun-i-nun-gug (good morning; formal), gug-o-o-dud a-fuf-tut-e-rug-nun-o-o-nun (good afternoon; formal), gug-o-o-dud e-vuv-e-nun-i-nun-gug (good evening; formal)
Dutch - hoi (very informal), hallo (informal), goedendag (formal)
English - hello (formal), hi (informal), hey (informal,) yo (informal,)
Esperanto - saluton (formal), sal (informal)
Estonian - tere päevast" (good day), Tere hommikust (morning), Tere Õhtust (evening) Tere/tervist
Egyptian Arabic - Salaam Alekum'(sulam ulakume) (Goodbye) Ma Salaama (ma sulama) the "U" is pronounced its usual way(Example:up)
Fijian - 'Bula Uro' (Informal Hello) and 'Bula Vinaka' (Formal Hello) is pronounced 'Buh-la Vina-kah'
Finnish - hyvää päivää (formal), moi, terve or hei (informal), moro (Tamperensis)
French - salut (informal; silent 't'), bonjour (formal, for daytime use; 'n' as a nasal vowel), bonsoir (good evening; 'n' is a nasal vowel), bonne nuit (good night)
Frisian (Dutch dialect from northern Netherland, still spoken by many people) - Goendei (Formal), Dei (A bit more informal but still correct).
Gaelic - dia duit (informal; pronounced gee-ah ditch; literally "God be with you")
Georgian - gamardjoba
German - hallo (informal), Guten Tag (formal; pronounced gootan taag), Tag (very informal; pronounced taack).
Gujarati - Namaste,Namaskar,Kemcho
Greek - Γεια σου (pronounced YAH-soo; singular to greet a friend, informal), Γεια σας (plural to be polite, formal)(it means "health to you"), καλημέρα (pronounced kalee-ME-ra; good morning; formal), καλό απόγευμα (pronounced ka-LOH a-PO-yevma; good afternoon; formal), καλησπέρα (pronounced kalee-SPE-rah; good evening; formal)
Hausa - Ina kwaana? (How did you sleep? - informal) or Ina uni? (how's the day? - informal). Ina kwaanan ku? (formal) or Ina unin Ku (formal)
Hawaiian - aloha (pronounced ah-low-ha)
Hebrew - shalom (means "hello", "goodbye" and "peace"), hi (informal), ma kore? (very informal, literally means "whats happening" or "whats up")
Hindi - नमस्ते, namaste ( this video shows you how to pronounce namaste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlcpjgyrOg )
Hopi - "ha'u" (sounds like hah-uh) means "hello" but it's not used as often as we use it in English. It's more traditional to greet someone by saying "Um waynuma?" (you're around?)
Hungarian, Magyar - jó napot (pronounced yoh naput; daytime; formal), szervusz (pronounced sairvoose; informal), szia (pronounced seeya; informal), or even heló, like english hello but a longer "o"
Icelandic - góðan dag (formal; pronounced gothan dahg), hæ (informal; pronounced "hai")
Igbo - nde-ewo (pronounced enday aywo), nna-ewo (pronounced enna wo)
Indonesian - halo (hello), selamat pagi (morning), selamat siang (afternoon), selamat malam (evening)
Irish - "Dia duit" (pronounced "Deah Duit"; also means "God Be With You")
Italian - ciào (pronounced chow; informal; also means "goodbye"), buon giorno (pronounced bwohn geeornoh; good morning; formal), buon pomeriggio (pronounced bwohn pohmehreejeeoh; good afternoon; formal), buona sera (pronounced bbwoonah sehrah; good evening; formal)
Japanese - おはよう　ございます　ohayoou gozaimasu (pronounced o-ha-yo (go-zai-mass); good morning), 今日は　konnichi wa (pronounced kong-nee-chee-wa; daytime or afternoon), 今晩は　konbanwa (pronounced kong-ban-wa; evening); もし　もし　moshi moshi (pronounced moh-shee moh-shee; when calling/answering the phone); どうも　doumo (pronounced doh-moh; informal way of thanking/greeting, but means countless other things as well so only use when context makes sense)
Jibberish - huthegelluthego, h-idiguh-el l-idiguh-o (formal), h-diguh-i (informal), h-idiguh-ow a-diguh-re y-idigah-ou? (meaning "how are you?")
Jamaican(slang)- Yow Wah gwaan (pronounced wa-gwaan)
Kanien'kéha (Mohawk) - kwe kwe (pronounced gway gway)
Kannada - namaskara
Kazakh - Salem (hello), Kalay zhagday (How are you?)
Klingon - nuqneH? [nook-neck] (literally: "what do you want?")
Konkani:Namaskar,Namaskaru (I bow to thee,formal)',Dev baro dis div,(may God bless you with a good day,informal)
Korean - 안녕하세요 ahn nyeong ha se yo (formal; pronouned on-nyoung-ha-say-yo), 안녕 ahn nyeong (informal; can also be used to mean "goodbye")(when calling/answering the phone"; 여보세요 "yeo-bo-sae-yo" (prounounced "yuh-boh-say-yoe")
Kurdish — choni, roj bahsh (day; pronounced rohzj bahsh)
Lao - sabaidee (pronounced sa-bai-dee)
Latin (Classical) - salve (pronounced sal-way; when talking to one person), salvete (pronounced sal-way-tay; when talking to more than one person), ave (pronounced ar-way; when talking to one person; when talking to someone respected), avete (pronounced ar-way-tay; when talking to more than one respected person)
Latvian - labdien, sveiki, chau (informal; pronounced chow).
Lingala - mbote
Lithuanian - laba diena (formal), labas, sveikas (informal; when speaking to a male), sveika (informal; when speaking to a female), sveiki (informal; when speaking to more than one person).
Lojban - coi
Luxembourgish - moïen (pronounced MOY-en)
Slavomacedonian - Здраво (Zdravo; meaning Hello), Добро утро (Dobro utro; meaning Good morning), Добар ден (Dobar den; meaning Good day), Добро вечер (Dobro vecher; meaning Good evening)
Malayalam - namaskkaram
Malaysian - Selamat datang, which can also mean welcome (pronounced seh-la-mat dah-tan, the g is silent) or you could say apa khabar, which can also mean how are you (pronounced a-pa ka-bar)
Maldivian (Dhivehi) - kihineth (meaning "how" - the common way of greeting)
Maltese - merħba (meaning "welcome"), bonġu (morning), bonswa or il-lejl it-tajjeb (evening)
Maori - kia ora (kia o ra) (literally "be well/healthy" and is translated as an informal "hi." This term has also been adopted by English speakers in New Zealand), tena koe, ata marie, morena (good morning)
Marathi - namaskar
Marshallese - iakwe (pronounced YAH kway)
Mongolian - sain baina uu? (pronounced saa-yen baya-nu; formal), sain uu? (pronounced say-noo; informal), ugluunii mend (morning; pronounced ohglohny mend), udriin mend (afternoon, pronounced ohdriin mend), oroin mend (evening; pronounced or-oh-in mend)
Nahuatl - niltze, hao
Naokien - Atetgrealot (formal), atetel (informal)
Navajo - ya'at'eeh (Hello or Good) (pronunciation dependant upon the tribe, or area of the reservation you are on)
Na'vi - kaltxì (informal) (pronounced kal-T-ì with an emphasis on the T), Oel ngati kameie (formal) (pronounced o-el nga-ti kamei-e)
Niuean - faka lofa lahi atu (formal) fakalofa (informal)
Neapolitan - cia, cha
Nepalbhasha - Jwajalapa, ज्वजलपा
Nepali - namaskar, namaste, k cha (informal), kasto cha
Northern German - moin moin
Northern Sotho - dumelang
Norwegian - hei ("hi"), hallo ("hello"), heisann ("hi there"), god morgen ("good morning"), god dag ("good day"), god kveld ("good evening").
Oshikwanyama - wa uhala po, meme? (to a female; response is ee), wa uhala po, tate? (to a male; response is ee) nawa tuu? (response is ee; formal), ongaipi? (meaning "how is it?"; informal)
Oromo(Afan Oromo) - asham (hi')akkam? (how are you?),nagaa (peace, peace be with u)
Palauan - alii (pronounced Ah-Lee)
Persian - salaam or do-rood (see note above - salaam is an abbreviation, the full version being as-salaam-o-aleykum in all Islamic societies)
Pig Latin - eyhay (informal), ellohay (formal), atswhay upay? ("what's up?")
Polish - dzień dobry (formal), witaj (hello) cześć (hi, pronounced, "cheshch")
Portuguese - oi, boas, olá or alô (informal); bom dia or bons dias (good morning, used before noon or before the noon meal); boa tarde or boas tardes (good afternoon, used after noon or after the noon meal, until twilight); boa noite or boas noites (good evening and good night, used after twilight).
Punjabi - sat sri akal
Rajasthani (Marwari)- Khamma Ghani sa, Ram Ram sa
Romanian - salut, buna dimineata (formal; morning) buna ziua (formal; daytime) buna searaformal; evening), buna (usually when speaking to a female pronounced boo-nhuh)
Russian - Privet! pronounced as pree-vyet (informal), zdravstvuyte (formal; pronounced ZDRA-stvooy-tyeh)
Samoan - talofa (formal), malo (informal)
Scanian - haja (universal), hallå (informal), go'da (formal), go'maren (morning), go'aften (evening)
Scottish-howzitgaun (informal, means "Hello, how are you?") hello (formal)
Senegal - salamaleikum
Serbian - zdravo, ćao (informal), dobro jutro (morning, pronounced dobro yutro), dobar dan (afternoon), dobro veče (pronounced dobro vetcheah evening), laku noć (night), do viđenja (see you soon)
Sinhala - a`yubowan (pronounced au-bo-wan; meaning "long live")kohomada? (ko-ho-ma-da meaning how are you?)
Slovak - dobrý deň (formal), ahoj (pronounced ahoy), čau (pronounced chow) and dobrý (informal abbreviation)
Slovenian — živjo (informal; pronounced zhivyo), dobro jutro (morning), dober dan (afternoon), dober večer (evening; pronounced doh-bear vetch-air)
South African English - hoezit (pronounced howzit; informal)
Spanish - hola (pronounced with a silent 'h': o-la), alo, qué onda (South America;very informal, like "what's up"; pronounced keh ondah), qué hay, (South America; very informal), qué pasa (Spain, informal), buenos días ("good morning"), buenas tardes (afternoon and early evening), buenas noches (late evening and night). These three forms can be made informal by saying "buenas". Also Qué Transa (Mexico;very informal, like "what's up" pronounced keh trahansa). Qué tál, meaning "what's up", pronounced "kay tal".
Sulka - marot (morning; pronounced mah-rote [rolled r and lengthened o], mavlemas (afternoon; v is pronounced as a fricative b), masegin (evening; g is pronounced as a fricative)
Swahili - jambo? or "hujambo?," which loosely translate as 'how are you?' are commonly used but you may also say Habari gani? (What is the news?)
Swedish - tja (very informal; pronounced sha), hej (informal; pronounced hey), god dag (formal)
Swiss German - hallo (informal), grüezi (formal, pronounced kind of grew-tsi), grüessech (formal, used in the Canton of Berne, pronounced grewe-thech)
Tagalog (Pilipino - Philippines) - Kumusta po kayo? (formal, means "How are you, sir or madam", pronounced "kuh-muh-stah poh kah-yoh"), Kumusta ka? (informal, means "how are you?", "kuh-muh-stah kah"). You can also add na when talking to someone you haven't see in a while, Kumusta na po kayo? or Kumusta ka na?. Magandang umaga po (Good morning, pronounced "mah-gan-dang oo-mah-gah poh"), Magandang hapon po (Good afternoon, "mah-gan-dang ha-pon poh"), Magandang gabi po (Good evening or night, "mah-gan-dang gah-beh poh"), Magandang tanghali po (good day, literally midday or noon, "mah-gan-dang tang-ha-leh poh"); NOTE: to make these informal greetings, drop po from the end and add the person's first name. Still, some people use words like mare or pare (very informal greeting, mare pronounced "mah-reh" for a close female friend; pare pronounced "pah-reh" for a close male friend). You may add it either before or after the greeting. Example, Mare, kumusta ka na? or Kumusta ka na, pare?
Tahitian - ia orana
Taiwanese (Hokkien) - Li-ho
Tamil - vanakkam
Telugu- namaskaram, baagunnara (means "how are you?"; formal)
Tetum (Timor - Leste) - bondia (morning), botarde (afternoon), bonite (evening)
Thai - sawa dee-ka (said by a female), sawa dee-krap (said by a male)
Tigrinya (Eritrea) - selam
Tongan - malo e lelei
Tshiluba - moyo
Tsonga (South Africa) - minjhani (when greeting adults), kunjhani (when greeting your peer group or your juniors)
Turkish - merhaba selam (formal), selam (Informal)
Ukranian - dobriy ranok (formal; morning), dobriy den (formal; afternoon), dobriy vechir (formal; evening), pryvit (informal)
Uzbek - Assalomu Alaykum (Formal) Salom(Informal) YM
Ung Tongue - Hello (This is a made-up language, like Pig latin. This is pronounced Hung-ee-lung-lung-oh.)
Urdu - adaab or salam or as salam alei kum (the full form, to which the reply would be waa lay kum assalaam in most cases)
Vietnamese - xin chào (pronounced sin DJOW)
Welsh - shwmae (South Wales; pronounced shoe-my), "Sut Mae" North Wales( pron "sit my") or "S'mae" ( Pron "S' my") or simply "Helo"
Yiddish - sholem aleikhem (literally "may peace be unto you"), borokhim aboyem or gut morgn (morning), gutn ovnt (evening), gutn tog (day), gut shabbos (only used on the Sabbath)
Yoruba - E karo (Good morning), E ku irole (Good afternoon), E ku ale (good night).
Zulu - sawubona for one person, "sanibonani" for multiple people. Sawubona translates to mean 'we see you' and you should respond by saying "yebo"-meaning 'yes'



How ever you say hello. Concider that as a greeting, to all readers and SSS members. (This might include Jimmy and Mr. Burns)
I would also like to start a donation fund for Peter Rosen. WE NEED TO HELP HIM EXCAPE THE SSS! I think I solved a lot of the puzzle already.
So today is M! And the day is just right. It is about...

MUSIC!

Music music music!!!! Sorry but I love music. Tonight is the amazing ORCHESTRA AND BAND CONCERT!!! So see most of you guys here at 6:30! The way to fail in music is to not practice or to not even play at all. Music stretches into SO many categories. Such as singing, playing, composing, acting, dancing, movies, video and just in general media. Music is a HUGE part of our culture, though I do not listen to that many current songs (sorry I'm still stuck in the "romantic period" no pun intended) I still see this. I have been playing piano for 2 years, guitar for 3ish (I never practice) and the violin for like 4. Composing has been since like well.. variable years like 4 or 5 ish? Singing has been since I well.... could. And music involves WRITING! Sometimes... Like lyrics! Lyrics are so amazing... well I still haven't decided what is more important, the lyrics or beat... I'm leaning more toward beat. Music is so so so so AWESOME. Especially during Christmas time, I love Christmas music. Also, note to friends, we were singing the 12 days of Christmas wrong. Let's sing it tomorrow but right:

1 Partrige in a pear tree

2 two turtle doves

3 three french hens

4 four calling birds

5 GOLD rings

6 six geese a laying

7 seven swans a swimming

8 eight maids a milking

9 nine ladies dancing

10 ten lords a leaping

11 eleven pipers piping

12 twelve drummers drumming

Peter tell me the real storyPeter tell me the real storyPeter tell me the real storyPeter tell me the real storyPeter tell me the real storyPeter tell me the real story

Until next time,

Jasmine Crespo

Lucky 13

Ah yes, as you can see in the following link, Peter revealed a bit too much about the SSS.

http://honors9th.blogspot.com/2010/12/lucky-13_04.html

To make a long story short, we captured him. I am now trying to imitate his style, and I am doing a good job, no?

Anyway, he threatened to break my other arm, leg, eye, etc. if I did not let him go, so I have found a loophole for everyone. If you solve a series of puzzles, I will let him go. If not, he's toast. You see what I did there? The pun works because he is toast, and we're trying to stop the toast industry. Ingenious, No?

Blue, Green, Purple, Yellow, Red, Orange. Just put them in chronological order.

That's all for today.

Ron Petrese

(Yes, it's just Peter Rosen mixed up, but it would be foolish to give you my real name, No?)


Later is now. The rest of the clue is as follows:

Patrick Suanda is the best, but A man is only as wise as his...uh...wisdom. As you can see, I was enjoying myself a bit too much that day. You might ask why this is important, and to be honest, it's not. Blah, blah, blah.

If this doesn't make sense, deal with it. *Insert evil laugh here*

By the way, I am officially calling these The Suanda Puzzles! Ingenious, No?

Ron Petrese

*Insert evil laugh that slowly fades to nothingness here*

You Have a Problem

We have some very urgent news (urgent enough to not give you a greeting). Santa Claus has been captured!!!!!!! This is very bad for many reasons.

1. He did not finish the list of people in the SSS.

2. He had leftover cookies and milk (I am not really sure why that is bad, but work with me.).

3. Hmmm... I thought that there was a third reason, having to do something with presents... I can't remember right now, maybe I will remember it later. It isn't like it matters, the first two are the most important ones (especially number 2... wait is that backwards, oh well.). Well, a group of students infiltrated our base and kidnapped Santa Claus, along with the fake santa with a fake beard, the really freckled one, and a handful of the other fakes. Santa was working on a list of the people in the SSS and only got three of them listed before he was kidnapped. The names are

Kevin the driver (that's what he wrote)

>=D

Re (He never finished that name.)

As you can tell, this list is not very helpful, because we already knew the first two were in the SSS, and he did not finish the name of the third. Also we found a note that santa must of dropped that says

"Put secret plans in action. None must know"

We do not know what this means, but we are trying everything we can to get Santa Claus back. If anyone has any information on where he is, or what the note means, then I urge you to tell me to help out. Oh!! I figured the reason it is bad that Santa is gone, I never got his autograph. Anyway, we must find Santa at all costs.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

Sorry it's late guys, I was sorta busy and was going to post an hour ago but fell asleep. So today's letter is L. Three main things pop into my head when I think of l. Life, lies and love. LIFE: In life you live. Lies: everyone lies but that doesn't make it right. Sometimes people lie unintentionally. Love: take it as you want it is an extrememely complicated word that can stretch from loving a friend to crush (if you have one) I should probably elaborate but I don't trust myself right now. L is amazing (concidering I have two of them in my full name). Well, actually it isn't that amazing. Until next time, Sorry, I really would write more guys but I feel like I'm about to pass out. I need to stop complaining as well. I'll Kinda elaborate more, you can love someone as a friend but not exactly love them as in you want to marry them or you can just have romantic love to an extent. I don't think that was right. No it wasn't. Oh well just, DISREGARD ANYTHING I SAY. Oh yeah. *NOTICE: content of this post may be very odd and not make any sense due to that fact that I am a bit loopy. Not as bad as Mr. Earl 2 years ago, that was truely scary. See you guys tomorrow. Oh yes, Add Alison to the list of winners, I'll talk about it more at school.
Jasmine Crespo

This is my doggie, Dexter!

-Alison

Return!

I have now returned from my absence! I had some...business...to attend to, but now i am back and unharmed (though my lips are still sore...take that how you will).
Silly people who believe this fools me, and Patrick, you are getting quite idiotical (yes its a word), would you mind if i took over for you?
Now then, i will finish my invasion...
Now aren't you curious as to why i had this absence? Probably not...
>:D

Lucky 13

I am really super busy, as usual. So...Blah, blah, blah. Talk, talk, talk. Etc., etc.,etc.
Why did I choose Saturdays anyway? I mean Halloween (Sort of) and Christmas! What's my problem?
Until next time...

Merry Christmas!

Peter Rosen

P.S. Henri, Henri, Henri. You should come up with clues that I can't solve. Not that it makes a difference. If I didn't know the answer, I could still probably figure it out. It's not like I have anything else to do. He's coming! Goodbye for now.

Peter Rosen

You Have a Problem

First of all, I want to officially be mad at Jasmine, because she got me sick, and incapacitated in bed for 4 hours. Peter, I have had the urge to dance like a penguin, but is that supposed to be unusual for me.

Hello and welcome, I am sorry that this is so late (see above). So far, I have not discovered any plots by the SSS, but I have seen Patrick Suanda comment. This is disturbing because, I have protected this website from everyone except the students in Honors 9th, and the teacher, to try and keep Patrick Suanda and his minions from finding out what we know (yes >=D, I called you a minion.). Since that was a failure, I ask all information on Patrick Suanda that anyone of you might know. I want names, locations plans, anything that will exploit Patrick Suanda and his group of cronies (Yes, know I called you a crony (I am not sure how it is spelled)). We have a toll number that you can call to report anonymously, (No, I do no mean Aninimously). The number is 1-800-anti-sss. I repeat 1-800-anti-sss. We need any information that you have. Please, the future of the toast industry is in your hands.

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

"Read between the lines"~ ?

Okay this has been a very... intersting week... Well I still can't post any pictures because my brother hasn't... nevermind it isn't important. Well today's letter is K! I'm not sure what to do for k besides honor the Anti-SSS agent who is a kangaroo. (Oh yes, I can't post any of my pictures that I had orginally, I just have to get new ones.) This is a secret message! Yay!Kangaroos are a fine and noble creatures... Oh well, the dog competition :)has offically ended. I think.I'd like to announce:) a 3 way tie! Pippin, Morla, and Sadie .... Keep reading.. (Yes I stole this idea Peter)
I have never really met one so I can't really tell you. Well that's all I can think up about kangaroos... What else is there that starts with a K? Kellog's brand... but to discuss that would mean... The SSS is taking over the world... that seems kinda obvious but... Then again most people don't:) notice the obvious. I'm NOT GOING THERE Please, enter my Rube Goldberg contest. Or this will be no fun. It's not as late for me to post today so I have no idea... the only thing running through my head right now is: Mouth to beak! Mouth to beak! Mouth to mouth? WHAT IT'S A CHICKEN!I finally gave Peter his prize for winning my last competition... Sorry for mispelling your identity >:D, Aninimous.... (take that how you will) To end this rant..... Okay, I'm sick:) this week and have:) horrible bad luck, well especially :)this week so that's almost it because someone has to prove to Mrs. Lippincott that there is a fire
Jasmine Crespo. Only Taylor would get that. Goodbye Esteban.,.. Pepter, :)saying Ickaboo didn't make me mad, I was just.... over smileyand jokey? >:D, I will seek revenge.... Just kidding. :)
P.S.
Count the smiles
Have a nice day.

Lucky 13

It has come to my attention that it would be a wise move to join the anti-SSS. You see, they have succeeded in taking down the Penguin Police in Antarctica. There is still a resistance, but it is small, and its focus is entirely on the anti-SSS and its allies.

*Special Note*

To whom it may concern:
We have finally succeeded in the final stages of the plan. The chemical balances have been checked and double checked. The capsules are prepared to perfection. The special device is complete. We are ready. It is all systems go. We strike after Christmas.

To everyone else:
Have you had the uncontrollable urge to dance like a penguin recently?

*Un-Special Note*

Anyway, I've done some recruiting and have the ultimate ally for the anti-SSS. And he is...

Santa Claus!

After all,

He sees you when you're sleeping.

He knows when you're awake.

He knows you've joined the SSS,

So be warned for goodness sake!

And that's all for that topic.

Now onto other stuff. Blah, blah, blah.

Well, that's all for today.

Peter Rosen

My Paragraph(s) by Stephanie Johnson

Sorry it's a little bit late, but here's my blog post!

The reason why I chose the picture with all of the pioneers working together was because I could relate it so closely with my own heritage. My great-great-grandfather had so much adversity in his life while traveling around the United States of America. He had to overcome many trials, and losses.

Hope you like it!

Pippin

Pippin is my family's male wheaten terrier. He is about eight years old.

This is the official Disclaimer of Silence by Jasmine Crespo. Moved by Marisa B.

Jasmine Crespo, being frustrated with the antics of Peter Rosen and Steven Pappas (mostly Peter Rosen), has employed a new tactic of silence. This tactic was chosen because according to Peter Rosen, Jasmine Crespo was being “whiny and annoying for 3 weeks.” Jasmine Crespo, fully acting on the advice not to beg (since she has been for 6 months) to find out what the “Classified Information” is. After reviewing this statement thoroughly, those being ignored shall be referred to as the “shunned”. All of those contained in the “shunned” party are anyone that knows of the classified information directly. Even though Jasmine Crespo has been reassured she knows the “Classified Information”, she just needs to piece it together, it has caused frustration and headaches to her. Henceforth, Jasmine Crespo shall not talk to any people privy to the “Classified Information” until she knows, in clear Laman’s terms, what the classified information is. As Jasmine Crespo has a very hard time ignoring her friends. She has granted in the “shunning” a leave. The leaves are 20 tickets that allow her one phrase of dialogue between the “shunned” and herself. These tickets are limited and will not be replenished until the end of the duration of the “shunning”. Also as a clause, if Jasmine Crespo slips, up, the “shunned” may ask for a ticket. The other clause is that if Jasmine Crespo runs out of the tickets, the “shunning” is revoked only to the person that receives/ takes the final ticket. Jasmine Crespo may not talk to the “shunned” directly. She may talk to inanimate objects or to other people. She can hear the shunned but cannot respond VERBALLY. Notes and written text are accepted only upon grade or death necessity. Texting applies only on weekdays. The duration of this shunning depends on the behavior and responsiveness of the recipients. The second Jasmine Crespo knows the “Classified Information” clearly, the “shunning” will cease.

Jasmine Crespo

You Have a Problem

Hello and welcome. I have returned from my secret mission in Tokyo, and it was a complete failure. The place I went to search was completely deserted. In another part of the city, we did find some 9th grade members, but we did not catch them. We have not uncovered anymore sinister plots, so I will talk about the snowball fight the SSS and anti-SSS fought. Well, we thought that the SSS was going to try and trap everyone who went to the snowball fight, so we sent in one of our members with our catapults to try and draw out the SSS. Apparently the SSS had the same idea, and sent only one member as well. Well, there was a battle between penguin and kangaroo. The fight seemed pretty even, until the kangaroo pulled out a snow boomerang from his cooler. Well, unknowing to the kangaroo, the temperature was so cold that the boomerang froze. When he threw it, it hit the penguin and came back and hit him, and both had to be carried out on stretchers. The snowball fight was a tie, and... that is all I have for now. I hope you enjoyed and will see you next time

Aninimous

26 Ways to Fail

YES I KNOW IT'S LATE
Sorry but I DO have a life besides this blog... barely but it is still a life. Also, Allie the jellyfish was for this week. Again I have failed at finding my videos and pictures that are correct because do to a series of unfortunate events, my brother magically lost all the files. I have them backed up... somewhere... Oh well. So to day is the magical (yes magical I want to use that adjective)

J!

Jumping Jehoshaphat's! It's J!

to those of you who don't know, my inititals are JJC, which makes J and even more "Magical" letter. To see a lot of the nicknames, go to this link... or click on the giant J...... :)

Okay that was a pain because for some reason the archive won't pop up....
I am still having my pet competition. It has now been moved on to anything that is considered a pet, including Aninimous's pet rock. 1 picture is also necessary.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ENTER MY RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE CONTEST. RULES IN LINK BELOW.


http://honors9th.blogspot.com/2010/11/26-ways-to-fail_25.html


Also, sorry to Peter Rosen for not giving him his prize yet. I kinda deserved the fake punch I got today for it. Though getting smacked in the head was even better... I'll give it to you! Eventually... :) Maybe the smack did do something... all I remember is something about screwdrivers... slide grease.. seven o'clock in the morning.. guitars... ramming people's heads?? Wait that was Marisa.. I'll figure it out.

Aninimous is Anonymous if you haven't a-no-ti-nisted

Why am I alliterating A's?
>=D! Start capitalizing your I's or I'll poke your eyes out and you will be like this!
>%D or something like that....
Well seeing as it is so late and I still need to eat dinner... (long story)

HAPPY MONDAY!

Jasmine Crespo

Morla the Turtle (Jasmine's Dog/Pet Competition)

Yes I recognize the fact Morla is not a dog, she is in fact, a turtle. Morla is an undetermined age (6 months - 1 year?), is a Red-Eared Slider, and is an undetermined gender. I'm calling her a girl cause I want her to be a girl and that's what we originally assumed she was. I'll give a prize to the first person to tell me where the name is from (Jasmine you are not allowed to enter this time). Here is Morla!

Now that both Marisa and I have both posted our pets, THE REST OF YOU GET YOUR BUTTS MOVING AND POST!

Taylor Tomlinson

Battlefield Report

What they're back? Oh great, here we go again. Where is it? Where is it? Oh there it is!

IT IS TIME TO TAKE DOWN THESE ENEMIES ONCE AND FOR ALL. WELL, AT LEAST UNTIL NEXT TIME. CHARGE! FACE MY WRATH! CAPS LOCK! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

Peter Rosen

Battlefield Report

>=D, I come to the rescue. I ride with my valiant horse Snowfire, and my sword I did not na...(sounds of arrows flying). Ah really, did you have to shoot Snowfire! Now I have to charge into battle with my stupid sword, that has no name, well, I guess the sword, shield, flail, bow and arrows, 17 hidden daggers, and a pen (They say the pen is mightier that the sword, but is it mightier than the rest of my weapons?). Now I need to name everything. Hmm. Lets see, I can use Firebrander, Shadowblade, Sunblade, no that is Peter's (an arrow shoots off my hat). Ahh! I will fight you with my sword Nightfury!! (I don't have time right now to name the rest of them.) Charge!!! For >=D!! For Peter!! For the chance to name the rest of my weapons.

CHARGE!!!

Steven Pappas

Here we go again!

O no! They cought us unaware! They are back and my undead are nowhere to be found! Peter! I ride with you!

>:D

Abstract Energy-By Kylee Call

The picture I looked at wasn't really anything. It didn't have and extremely obvious purpose or idea. There were lots of colors and shapes. Randomly placed throughout the picture there wasn't neccisarily a huge idea that struck me. Some of the shapes looked like fish. The colors were all very bright. It gave off sort of a warning feeling. Nothing bad, nothing special, just interesting to look at.

Skyler Bennett

My 8th grade class was a very tough group fo me to talk to. I didn't know how to connect or relate to the class, because they seemed so different from me. I had no idea who they were, their interests, or even if they would judge what I had to say. In reality I did talk and then I felt more like the group. The only way I was able to talk to the class was the positive peer pressure from my close friends. My friends knew that I had interesting things to say to the class. I went from being absolutely terrified to talk in my class to being somewhat comfortable. I think that everyone would go through my expierence because it really made me break out of my close-knit shell little by little.

Creative Writing Paragraphs. *ABSENT*

In Fahrenheit 451 Montag has a tough audience. One experience when I have had a hard time writing because of my audience was at my sixth grade promotion. In my class everyone got to vote for two people to write a speech to present at the promotion. I, Zoe Brinton, got chosen. Just my luck. I was delighted to talk in front of a lot of people, I'm good at it. My only struggle was what to write about and who I should be talking to in the speech.

My teacher had only told us to write a two page speech. She never told us who we were specifically speaking to. Which is exactly what I needed. It took me days and days to finally get my talk together. It was very difficult for my to express myself without knowing who would be listening. I ended up doing great and my whole audience applauded.

Zoe Brinton.(:

Period 6